Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[VinylGuy]

I like that theory.

DAMN I WANT MY STAR WARS NOW

[dimejinky99]

Soo force ghost baaaaad

Rey clone of Luke’s hand good


You are actually all on drugs

[wease]

Soo force ghost baaaaad

Rey clone of Luke’s hand good


You are actually all on drugs

Why is Rey being a clone of Palpatine any better?

[dimejinky99]

Soo force ghost baaaaad

Rey clone of Luke’s hand good


You are actually all on drugs

Why is Rey being a clone of Palpatine any better?

That would suck too.

Palpatine was experimenting with kids and force sensitive kids.
The mandalorian is exploring the origins of the first order. Babies being taken from their families to be grown into stormtroopers (hey Finn!)

Rey is more than likely one of those kids were stolen from her parents and somehow was stolen to safety or sold by zori bliss. It’s her ship in the trailer.

[bune]

Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:

Spoiler: show

Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.

Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.

Bit of a reach.

[B]

Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:

Spoiler: show

Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.

Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.

Bit of a reach.

Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?

[epilogue]

It's time for all of us to let got of the whole Luke's Hand thing.

[dimejinky99]

Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:

Spoiler: show

Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.

Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.

Bit of a reach.

Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?

Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.

You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?

He didn’t.

It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.

But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess

[dimejinky99]

It's time for all of us to let got of the whole Luke's Hand thing.

[Strat]

Just release the movie already

[dimejinky99]

Big man stands behind an open door
Said, leave your saber on the cement floor

I've no fear but for falling down
So look out below I am falling now
Oh please understand I just need, my hand,
A way a way a way home

Tried to walk, found a severed hand
Recognized it by the severed haayund (and the lightsaber it was holding)


Fuck. That whole song could be about that scene

[dimejinky99]

Yes they went there.
Snoke is in the first pic sending him into the cave.

Might have to pick up this run up to tros

[bune]

Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:

Spoiler: show

Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.

Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.

Bit of a reach.

Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?

Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.

You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?

He didn’t.

It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.

But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess

Nope. I'm suggesting that your wordplay of "bit of a reach" was either a very well done pun or an accident.

[VinylGuy]

I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.

[epilogue]

I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.

Me too

[dimejinky99]

Just saw this theory that I'd never seen before:

Spoiler: show

Rey could be a clone of Luke using his chopped off hand. Which is kinda interesting. I mean, the lightsaber somehow showed back up. Stands to reason whoever found the lightsaber found the hand, too.

Who picks up a severed hand and thinks ‘Yanno. I might clone this’.

Bit of a reach.

Whoever found the lightsaber knew who it belonged to. Why wouldn't they know who's hand was holding it?

Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.

You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?

He didn’t.

It is strange it hasn’t been explained how it was found. Tfa was to open with his saber floating through space(somehow?) and they dropped the idea.

But he was unknown at that stage. So it would have been an antique Jedi weapon to anyone finding it. How maz comes to know it’s his is anyone’s guess

Nope. I'm suggesting that your wordplay of "bit of a reach" was either a very well done pun or an accident.

Really. I love a good word play but that’s the more tired of all.


So tired nobody laughed and I had to explain the joke about dark Rey’s lightsaber having a spare hand attachment.

[dimejinky99]

I hope we learn someday how the fuck Maz got that lightsaber.

Me too

Maz has a very dedicated subset of support out there.

That story will appear.

It’s weird it hasn’t already but it probably is because of events in this film force them to hold their hand until it’s release


Sweet segues all the way.

[B]

Nobody knew who Luke was at that point. The rebellion did. Vader did and the emperor That’s all.

You’re suggesting Vader went climbing down that infinity shaft to find his saber?

He didn’t.

No. I'm saying SOMEONE found the lightsaber. Hand probably wasn't far away.

Also, since when does Vader do that sort of manual labor. Send a low ranking Stormtrooper after that shit.

[dimejinky99]

Well then how does it make it’s way out of Vader’s possession into maz’s hands?

[Anders]

Vader died.