Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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Well?

Loved it - among the best Star Wars Movies
5
8%
Really liked it, but not one of the best
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18%
Liked it - it's Star Wars
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27%
Ehhh
21
34%
I miss the prequels
8
13%
 
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Star Wars sucks now
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tragabigzanda wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Palpatine laughing gif

I have you fuckers exactly where I want you. Dancing to my tune. In two threads!
Although I didn’t contribute to that other one.

FORCE GHOSTS BABY!!
Oh yeh
Just imagine that predictable fan service is likely to kill both Episode 9 and Album 11.

Holy shit, JJ Abrams is basically the BOB of movies. :shock:

And it’s glorious muhahahahahahaaaa
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durdencommatyler wrote:So, looking at that D23 sizzle reel again. Rey training in the woods. Saber cuts through a tree. I wonder if Luke is training her in that scene.
Hmm. Maybe. I just figured she was training herself with that droid
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tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:JJ's back.
This is precisely where my concerns begin.
I’m delighted JJ is back. He has great strengths, yet it’s his flaws that make him a perfect fit for Star Wars. Just the right touch of grandiose and nostalgia.
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Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:So, looking at that D23 sizzle reel again. Rey training in the woods. Saber cuts through a tree. I wonder if Luke is training her in that scene.
Hmm. Maybe. I just figured she was training herself with that droid
Me too. And that's probably it. But because it's that droid and we've got those lines from Luke. I just wonder if maybe he'll be revealed in the movie proper. Just a thought I had, nothing that really matters one way or another.
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I hope jarjar is in this.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
Anders wrote:I would love for Anakin to appear. It would really complete the nine movie saga.
Join us in the sunny glow of weases shit list :)
Once again, I'm not opposed to Anakin's force ghost being in it. I'm totally opposed to it being played by Christensen.

And none of the force ghosts need to be fighting.
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wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Anders wrote:I would love for Anakin to appear. It would really complete the nine movie saga.
Join us in the sunny glow of weases shit list :)
Once again, I'm not opposed to Anakin's force ghost being in it. I'm totally opposed to it being played by Christensen.

And none of the force ghosts need to be fighting.

Wants Anakin. Doesn’t want Hayden.

I’m not gonna call you a monster (MONSTER!) but you are clearly a bit confused about the timeline and how this will go down if it does.

Bonus though. You could be here laughing at me all through Christmas and the following year if he doesn’t even show up.


I’ll just point you to the obi wan thread. I’m usually right about these things. Even if they take some time haha
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What is wrong about Hayden? He seems like a nice guy.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Anders wrote:I would love for Anakin to appear. It would really complete the nine movie saga.
Join us in the sunny glow of weases shit list :)
Once again, I'm not opposed to Anakin's force ghost being in it. I'm totally opposed to it being played by Christensen.

And none of the force ghosts need to be fighting.

Wants Anakin. Doesn’t want Hayden.

I’m not gonna call you a monster (MONSTER!) but you are clearly a bit confused about the timeline and how this will go down if it does.

Bonus though. You could be here laughing at me all through Christmas and the following year if he doesn’t even show up.


I’ll just point you to the obi wan thread. I’m usually right about these things. Even if they take some time haha
I didn't say I WANTED Anakin. I just accept the fact it may come into play.

And it seems you're the one confused about the timeline. Anakin was an old man when he died. NOT a 25 year old kid. THAT's how his force ghost was originally portrayed and that's how it should be portrayed here if it is at all.
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Anders wrote:What is wrong about Hayden? He seems like a nice guy.
Anakin was an old man when he died. NOT a 25 year old kid. THAT's how his force ghost was originally portrayed and that's how it should be portrayed here if it is at all.

It has nothing to do with the actor.

Now, if want to make him up into an old man for his force ghost, then that would make sense. History kinda goes against that happening, tho.
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wease wrote:
Anders wrote:What is wrong about Hayden? He seems like a nice guy.
Anakin was an old man when he died. NOT a 25 year old kid. THAT's how his force ghost was originally portrayed and that's how it should be portrayed here if it is at all.

It has nothing to do with the actor.

Now, if want to make him up into an old man for his force ghost, then that would make sense. History kinda goes against that happening, tho.
George Lucas already retconned that so get over It wease
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That’s just it in one.

And having done so by placing him at the end of ROTJ it wouldn’t make sense fo him to appear any other way than that.

*he appears like that at the end of Jedi as it was the last the last time he was Anakin. The Jedi. Not the shriveled cinder of Vader.
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Strat wrote:
wease wrote:
Anders wrote:What is wrong about Hayden? He seems like a nice guy.
Anakin was an old man when he died. NOT a 25 year old kid. THAT's how his force ghost was originally portrayed and that's how it should be portrayed here if it is at all.

It has nothing to do with the actor.

Now, if want to make him up into an old man for his force ghost, then that would make sense. History kinda goes against that happening, tho.
George Lucas already retconned that so get over It wease
Yeah wease Lucas fucked us over like then years ago already.
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It’ll be the greatest retcon of all time. He’s in each of the three trilogies. Seemless
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dimejinky99 wrote:That’s just it in one.

And having done so by placing him at the end of ROTJ it wouldn’t make sense fo him to appear any other way than that.

*he appears like that at the end of Jedi as it was the last the last time he was Anakin. The Jedi. Not the shriveled cinder of Vader.
It didn’t make sense for him to appear that way at all. And you’re wrong. the last time he was Anakin was right before he died. When Luke took his mask off. Or are you suggesting he wasn’t redeemed and was still evil at that moment?
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VinylGuy wrote:
Strat wrote:
wease wrote:
Anders wrote:What is wrong about Hayden? He seems like a nice guy.
Anakin was an old man when he died. NOT a 25 year old kid. THAT's how his force ghost was originally portrayed and that's how it should be portrayed here if it is at all.

It has nothing to do with the actor.

Now, if want to make him up into an old man for his force ghost, then that would make sense. History kinda goes against that happening, tho.
George Lucas already retconned that so get over It wease
Yeah wease Lucas fucked us over like then years ago already.
Which, for reasons I stated above, is totally bullshit.
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wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:That’s just it in one.

And having done so by placing him at the end of ROTJ it wouldn’t make sense fo him to appear any other way than that.

*he appears like that at the end of Jedi as it was the last the last time he was Anakin. The Jedi. Not the shriveled cinder of Vader.
It didn’t make sense for him to appear that way at all. And you’re wrong. the last time he was Anakin was right before he died. When Luke took his mask off. Or are you suggesting he wasn’t redeemed and was still evil at that moment?

He appears as his form last seen as Anakin. Presumably before he killed the kids.
I’m not wrong your problem is with Lucas. He made the call.

I’m Anakin force ghost. Will I appear to my son as a crinkly scarred baldy dude or my former self. Fuck it I had great hair. Let’s do that.


Biggest joke is when Yoda and obi wan and Anakin appear why doesn’t Luke go, who the fuck is that guy, with the big hair :haha:
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I hope he appears as Force ghosts of Anakin's midichlorians
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I hope he appears as Force ghosts of Anakin's midichlorians
That would be acceptable.
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