Green Eggs and Bam(mer): The Tailgating Thread

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tragabigzanda wrote:Having the in-laws over for breakfast tomorrow, asked if they could pick up free range eggs. High odds they show with cage free instead.
What in the flying fuck does this have to do with tailgate parties?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:so, you don't cook out at your tailgate? You just bring fast food?
Much of the country probably likens Chic Fil A to McDonalds or whatever, but ‘round these parts many people consider it a delicacy.
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I recommend Chik-Fil-A often to people who want to book private events at the bar and want an affordable catering option.
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11 am kickoffs are the worst for tailgating.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:11 am kickoffs are the worst for tailgating.
Had one a few years back. It was my week to host. Scrambled a whole got-damn lot of eggs the night before.
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I’ve never tailgated.
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Bammer wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:11 am kickoffs are the worst for tailgating.
Had one a few years back. It was my week to host. Scrambled a whole got-damn lot of eggs the night before.
next day scrambled eggs? wtf
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doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:11 am kickoffs are the worst for tailgating.
Had one a few years back. It was my week to host. Scrambled a whole got-damn lot of eggs the night before.
next day scrambled eggs? wtf
Yeah. I don’t know about that.
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Maybe he just scrambled them the night before, but cooked them the morning of
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boy i hope so
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That would be acceptable
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how much time are you saving by cracking and whisking the night before at the expense of having the eggs oxidize being dumpy and dense? this doesn't add up one bit.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:how much time are you saving by cracking and whisking the night before at the expense of having the eggs oxidize being dumpy and dense? this doesn't add up one bit.
Very well worth it and also factored our cooking apparatus at the tailgate location itself. Didn’t have room to scramble X dozen eggs on location. Also bought pre-cooked bacon.

At the tailgate we made breakfast burritos to order (heating up the eggs and bacon, not cooking from raw). We did melt the cheese onto the tortillas on location. Did one thing right.

All anyone cared about were the bloody marys anyway.
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Bammer wrote:My crew from the frat rotates to host our tailgate for Husky games.

The guys yesterday had a ton of Chic Fil A sandwiches. It was pretty baller.
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Re: Green Eggs and Bam(mer): The Tailgating Thread

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Bump - will update later.
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Re: Green Eggs and Bam(mer): The Tailgating Thread

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Those scrambled eggs in the fridge yet?
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