The Environment Thread

[Stickman]

An American is responsible for much of the Amazon burning down

[bune]

how does someone this dumb dress themselves?

Oh right, with the millions of dollars they are paid every year.

[wease]

how does someone this dumb dress themselves?

Oh right, with the millions of dollars they are paid every year.

It's like he missed that day in 2nd grade science class when they taught photosynthesis.

[Bi_3]

how does someone this dumb dress themselves?

Oh right, with the millions of dollars they are paid every year.

It's like he missed that day in 2nd grade science class when they taught photosynthesis.

It’s true that plants form what is called a carbon sink and they pull CO2 from the air. I don’t recall ever seeing anything about the effect of reducing carbon emissions to preindustrial levels on plants that have been soaking the excess up for decades, but I doubt this douche is right

[BurtReynolds]

Saying deserts are hot because they have no trees is like saying graveyards cause dead people.

Or something like that. I'm not good at metaphors.

[Stickman]

EPA Makes Rollback Of Clean Water Rules Official, Repealing 2015 Protections

[E.H. Ruddock]

It is great what Great Thunberg is doing, but she needs to relax a little. She said "you are stealing my dreams and my childhood". I mean, the planet is ok enough now, so she can still have a good childhood. Sure her dreams will probably be crushed by global warming.

[Bi_3]

It is great what Great Thunberg is doing, but she needs to relax a little. She said "you are stealing my dreams and my childhood". I mean, the planet is ok enough now, so she can still have a good childhood. Sure her dreams will probably be crushed by global warming.

There is a nonzero number of people who believe that the world will be uninhabitable in 12 years due to climate change

[Strat]

It is great what Great Thunberg is doing, but she needs to relax a little. She said "you are stealing my dreams and my childhood". I mean, the planet is ok enough now, so she can still have a good childhood. Sure her dreams will probably be crushed by global warming.

There is a nonzero number of people who believe that the world will be uninhabitable in 12 years due to climate change

We should be so lucky

[Strat]

And also her point is...

No child should have to be at such an event begging world leaders to take science seriously. She should be home playing with friends, getting in trouble, falling in love and getting her life absolutely destroyed by a man.

[bune]

that last point is going pretty well on twitter. there are so many gross people talking about her, it's disgusting.

Children, stop yelling at me, or I will make certain the climate changes for the worse

[McParadigm]

The same people who brought you “triggered? lol” are setting incredible new records for being triggered lol by...a young person talking about climate change.

[BurtReynolds]

If one would like to keep children out of harm's way, one should perhaps stop using child soldiers.

[Bi_3]

If one would like to keep children out of harm's way, one should perhaps stop using child soldiers.

Don’t calm them out on it Burt, they know.

[bune]

[McParadigm]

In all fairness, the most effective way protect your children from harm is to kill any people who describe a child they disagree with as a “soldier,” as these people are clearly walking red flags.

[BurtReynolds]

that felt forced.

[McParadigm]

That’s not how the forced works

[McParadigm]

Also please don’t shoot holes in my very serious and highly reasoned argument Burt. It’s hurtful to me, personally. Besides....

[bloodsplatterfont]you're going to need those bullets[/cobracommandervoice]

[McParadigm]

good god don’t shoot at me though