Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[wease]

It doesn’t really make Any sense without a MAJOR MAJOR intervention.
A huge one.
Meaning Leia and Anakin snapping him out of it. If his encounter with palpatine hasn’t already.

Only way it could work.

Then I’d happily settle for that mind melting final shot of Ben and a heavily pregnant Rey standing at the homestead on tatooine looking out at a binary sunset.


^^^^ Is it inevitable???? Tune in next post to find out.

He knocks up his cousin/sister? Gross.

[dimejinky99]

[Coach]

It doesn’t really make Any sense without a MAJOR MAJOR intervention.
A huge one.
Meaning Leia and Anakin snapping him out of it. If his encounter with palpatine hasn’t already.

Only way it could work.

Then I’d happily settle for that mind melting final shot of Ben and a heavily pregnant Rey standing at the homestead on tatooine looking out at a binary sunset.


^^^^ Is it inevitable???? Tune in next post to find out.

pls spoiler tag responses to spoilers please

[dimejinky99]

The full ad.... I don’t know many kids buy Porsche but what do I know

[Strat]

Hey guys. Im back. What did i miss?

[wease]

Hey guys. Im back. What did i miss?

The last scene in the movie will be Ben and Rey holding hands. She’s pregnant with his baby and he turns out to be her brother/cousin.

[Coach]

The full ad.... I don’t know many kids buy Porsche but what do I know

Two possibilities:

Current rich kid asks dad to buy him a Porsche, or at least a Porsche for the dad.

Plants a seed in a kid's mind that Porsche is cool - it's a long play, but what we are exposed to as children plays a huge role later on in life in general. Sneaky but effective.

[blueviper]

The full ad.... I don’t know many kids buy Porsche but what do I know

Two possibilities:

Current rich kid asks dad to buy him a Porsche, or at least a Porsche for the dad.

Plants a seed in a kid's mind that Porsche is cool - it's a long play, but what we are exposed to as children plays a huge role later on in life in general. Sneaky but effective.

Also, Star Wars fan as a kid grows up to be an adult...still a Star Wars fan, and now has money to spend on expensive cars, rather than Force Friday action figures.

[dimejinky99]

These limited edition Porsche cars are going to be super collectible in a few years

[epilogue]

I don't want to drive anything that looks like a storm trooper. Make a limited edition Wookie or Yoda or R2 and we can talk.

[dimejinky99]

Brilliant interview. Watch

[VinylGuy]

who cares about Rian in this thread? put it in TLJ thread.

JJ TAKES US HOME

[Anders]

I’m just really happy Rian is not doing IX.

[dimejinky99]

[wease]

who cares about Rian in this thread? put it in TLJ thread.

JJ TAKES US HOME

Ah. So this will be a remade mashup of RotS/RotJ, then.

[VinylGuy]

who cares about Rian in this thread? put it in TLJ thread.

JJ TAKES US HOME

Ah. So this will be a remade mashup of RotS/RotJ, then.

yeah. The emperor is already here.

[blueviper]

Since RJ was brought up, I got to thinking...

Was there any humor in TLJ that I found funny? I can't think of any. I don't think his humor written in the script came across well in the movie.


maybe some of the caretakers getting angry at Rey? Chewie almost eating the porg? That's all I can think of.

[blueviper]

I'm more interested to see how TROS plays out from fans' expectations and rumors than I am about the actual story. That's kinda sad.

[VinylGuy]

Since RJ was brought up, I got to thinking...

Was there any humor in TLJ that I found funny? I can't think of any. I don't think his humor written in the script came across well in the movie.


maybe some of the caretakers getting angry at Rey? Chewie almost eating the porg? That's all I can think of.

the care takers and the porgs were the only thing that made me laugh. Everything was so awful.

[Strat]

WHY DOES STAR WARS HAVE TO BE FUNNY YOU FUCKING ASSCUNTS