Naturally occurring foods in your yard

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We moved over the summer, and I’m quickly learning this fall that the pecan tree in my front yard is a productive one. I’ll fill a quart container every time I go outside. Soon, I’d love to plant a banana tree. Just imagine all of the banana and pecan waffles I could make.
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Three of my neighbors have banana trees. None of them produce.
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found me some Slim Jim roots just yesterday
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Is lavender a food
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Define "naturally occurring," because didn't someone, at some point, plant that pecan tree?

My neighbor's luffa melons overhang my fence, and I planted two blueberry bushes.
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I regret nothing. There’s been a lot of useful info in this thread.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:found me some Slim Jim roots just yesterday
Fun fact: let them overripen and they turn into Red Vines
That is fantastic fact.

Red Vines are my favorite food group
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tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:found me some Slim Jim roots just yesterday
Fun fact: let them overripen and they turn into Red Vines
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