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Yup, Warriors just made the official announcement.PHATJ wrote:Holy shit, did he really?Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.
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Yep, just saw the highlightMonkey_Driven wrote:According to Twitter.PHATJ wrote:Holy shit, did he really?Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.
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Verb is probably still cleaning up his ejaculate.
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Well now they’re testing the theory.Monkey_Driven wrote:It's certainly a take.Bammer wrote:Hot take: W’s would be better if it was Curry injured rather than Thompson
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he shouldMonkey_Driven wrote:Will Ben Simmons get suspended for his stranglehold of Towns?
i love people saying he made KAT tap out. i saw it was KAT slap the ground as in you got 3 seconds to get off me
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So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
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Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
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Did you mean on Towns?verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
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Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.Monkey_Driven wrote:Did you mean on Towns?verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
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This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
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Now that would be entertaining.verb_to_trust wrote:Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.Monkey_Driven wrote:Did you mean on Towns?verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
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4/5 wrote:This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
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To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.Peeps wrote:4/5 wrote:This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
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I think the Bucks would have beaten the Sixers in the ECF. But yeah, things would have been different. Crazy shot.verb_to_trust wrote:To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.Peeps wrote:4/5 wrote:This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
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Kendrick Nunn smacking around the Hawks like he did his girlfriend at U of I.
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