Gigaton: Official album thread

[LetMeSleep]

What a travesty you guys have turned this thread in to. How have you not learned by now that the puns are funnier in moderation? Shame.

Master/slaves

[Tj]

I have returned to be ya ya ya
A better man ya ya
We're is Eddie's broadcast van ya ya ya
Car jacked by two white birds
Bono is on the edge ya ya
Taylor for pres not swift ya ya
Puck to the face out of the hockychopper ya ya ya
Rolling pin turns defecation to crust pearl jam pie hole ya ya
Sweat with alamode
Food spoils ya ya put it in the fridge guitar solo he we are are wah wah wah wahwe he was he would work wah we he hot sauce mother lover jones bros

[Sgt. Crackpot]

*stifled barf*

[Tj]

I have returned to be ya ya ya
A better man ya ya
We're is Eddie's broadcast van ya ya ya
Car jacked by two white birds
Bono is on the edge ya ya
Taylor for pres not swift ya ya
Puck to the face out of the hockychopper ya ya ya
Rolling pin turns defecation to crust pearl jam pie hole ya ya
Sweat with alamode
Food spoils ya ya put it in the fridge guitar solo he we are are wah wah wah wahwe he was he would work wah we he hot sauce mother lover jones bros

So if these are indeed the lyrics to the working title Easily Efffed Up. We are back to the glory days of a angst ridden playful eddie. He is reminiscent of Dylan's tangled up in blue phase. I love how he takes a nostalgic view in the beginning. Then feeling wronged by STP and Creed. Then pointed jealousy toward Bono over his relationship with The Edge. Insecure about the Foo Fighter drummer being the best front man Mike or Matt have ever worked with. In the same line we see a reference to raising daughters that need to calm down. More happy Mcready issue. Then finally our music is fecal matter slang it was a so sweaty and stinky when I jump into the pit but sweat. Now I just sit in the fridge doing my best not to decompose to fast.

[Bammer]

What a travesty you guys have turned this thread in to. How have you not learned by now that the puns are funnier in moderation? Shame.

You are wrong.

[Bammer]

I have returned to be ya ya ya
A better man ya ya
We're is Eddie's broadcast van ya ya ya
Car jacked by two white birds
Bono is on the edge ya ya
Taylor for pres not swift ya ya
Puck to the face out of the hockychopper ya ya ya
Rolling pin turns defecation to crust pearl jam pie hole ya ya
Sweat with alamode
Food spoils ya ya put it in the fridge guitar solo he we are are wah wah wah wahwe he was he would work wah we he hot sauce mother lover jones bros

So if these are indeed the lyrics to the working title Easily Efffed Up. We are back to the glory days of a angst ridden playful eddie. He is reminiscent of Dylan's tangled up in blue phase. I love how he takes a nostalgic view in the beginning. Then feeling wronged by STP and Creed. Then pointed jealousy toward Bono over his relationship with The Edge. Insecure about the Foo Fighter drummer being the best front man Mike or Matt have ever worked with. In the same line we see a reference to raising daughters that need to calm down. More happy Mcready issue. Then finally our music is fecal matter slang it was a so sweaty and stinky when I jump into the pit but sweat. Now I just sit in the fridge doing my best not to decompose to fast.

You have done quite a lot with your relatively low post count.
Quality > Quantity

[Coach]

Ed did another private gig the other day. This one according to the organizer was for charity.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[bada]

I'd be interested if the coffee table book turned into a mini coffee table.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'd be interested if the coffee table book turned into a mini coffee table.

And it was named "Small my table"

[Hatfield]

Ed did another private gig the other day. This one according to the organizer was for charity.

The guy singing along at a private acoustic event Look at the monster you created, Eddie!

[Monkey_Driven]

Ed did another private gig the other day. This one according to the organizer was for charity.

The guy singing along at a private acoustic event Look at the monster you created, Eddie!

*for charity

[evenslow]

Am I the only complete moron here who sees this thread as an active topic and for just a split second thinks "this is it this is the time concrete information will now appear" only to open it up and hate myself cuz it's another song pun.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Am I the only complete moron here who sees this thread as an active topic and for just a split second thinks "this is it this is the time concrete information will now appear" only to open it up and hate myself cuz it's another song pun.

No you aren't alone. This thread has pretty much been ruined.

[bodysnatcher]

Sifting through @FTPartners twitter, and yep, that private concert makes total PRAMG sense.

[dprival78]

Sifting through @FTPartners twitter, and yep, that private concert makes total PRAMG sense.

sigh.

[dprival78]

[Sgt. Crackpot]

WTF was it? PJ copyright claim took it down.

[bodysnatcher]

Just Ed pandering to the crowd and one of the FT Partners for more donations, and the partner matching the donations and Ed hugging him.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now