Bagels. He's not dead. Cuento es muerento de caneza

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Bagels. He's not dead. Cuento es muerento de caneza

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I'm probably getting breakfast with ruddo here on Monday. Gonna be hot.

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Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time = me :(

Unless ....dueno esta fuertes!
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la puerta del bagel siempre está abierta
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Mi bagel es su bagel, por favor
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me gustan los bagels con un simpático árbol de nuez schmear
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cuanto más blanco sea el pan, más rápido estarás muerto. tendré un pan integral de centeno con un schmear por favor
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Qué extraño, inmóvil y hermoso puede ser un pedazo de concreto, vivido fugazmente y abandonado, el alma del desierto firmada por hombres y mujeres que pasan por el agujero de un bagel de arándanos
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I’ve never even heard of a double toasted bagel
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un bagel doble tostado, por favor y gracias señora. tengo que tenerlas más tostadas.
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Bringing some bagels into work today and thought about all of you.

You wouldn't think it, but there are a handful of respectable New Yorker owned Jewish shops scattered around Houston. Had a great convo with the owner of this one the other day. Learned that he opened 30 years ago and started with an insane 25 flavors of coffee. He quickly trimmed it down to regular drip which was probably a wise idea.
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