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when you put a condiment on a sandwich or burger, and it is from a squeeze or pour container (so, not spreading something) do you put it on the bread/bun? or on the contents of the item itself? If on the bread/bun, top or bottom?

There is only one correct answer regarding putting on the bread or on the contents.
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That condiment strategy is fucking weird, trag.
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yeah everyone knows you release your condiment in the buns not on the contents
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FFS it's not like they're called contentsdiments
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if you're approaching release on the contents you need to pull out and shoot for the buns
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Yeah I said there was a right answer, and trag was not right
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But top or bottom bun is acceptable. I like to mix it up
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Welp, the dirty deed has been done. We got McDonald’s delivered tonight.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:But top or bottom bun is acceptable. I like to mix it up
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tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:But top or bottom bun is acceptable. I like to mix it up
You are such a rebel
i told myself it'd never happen, it's just going too far. but as you know, pregnancy cravings are no joke.
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