Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 22, 2018 8:38 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:Covers is my favorite Pearl Jam album.

mike is kinda sloppy on it though.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Wed August 22, 2018 8:44 pm

dad wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Covers is my favorite Pearl Jam album.
mike is kinda sloppy on it though.

Good thing Jeff is so consistent.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed August 22, 2018 9:19 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:
dad wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Covers is my favorite Pearl Jam album.
mike is kinda sloppy on it though.
Good thing Jeff is so consistent.

he is? well, this is new.

Birds in Hell · Post by **Birds in Hell** » Thu August 23, 2018 6:24 am

The odd way Ed enunciates the word “face” at the end of the first line of Small Town these days: fayssszzz

stompbox · Post by **stompbox** » Thu August 23, 2018 2:07 pm

Birds in Hell wrote:The odd way Ed enunciates the word “face” at the end of the first line of Small Town these days: fayssszzz

“There he goes with his perfe-cah-lee unkept clothes”

The missing T drives me nuts.

Post by B » Mon November 11, 2019 7:33 pm

Another no news newsletter.

Who will release a new album first? Pearl Jam or Rage Against the Machine?

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Mon November 11, 2019 7:35 pm

pearl jam sucks now

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon November 11, 2019 7:46 pm

They should call it something other than “newsletter”

dprival78 · Post by **dprival78** » Mon November 11, 2019 7:46 pm

B wrote:Another no news newsletter.

Who will release a new album first? Pearl Jam or Rage Against the Machine?

should've just cancelled the newsletter along with the annual* single

*

Spoiler: show

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Mon November 11, 2019 9:10 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:They should call it something other than “newsletter”

"Things you already know, but now in an email"

Post by B » Mon November 11, 2019 11:46 pm

I appreciate that they send out a newsletter on the 10th, without fail. I just wish the band would do something is mething worth telling us about.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue November 12, 2019 12:19 am

B wrote:I appreciate that they send out a newsletter on the 10th, without fail. I just wish the band would do something is mething worth telling us about.

me too

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue November 12, 2019 12:34 am

guaranteed scenario:

10c Employee #1: "Fuck, we have to send the newsletter tomorrow."
10c Employee #2: "What should we put it in?"
#1: "God, I don't know, we don't have anything to report."
#2: [Searches The Porch for latest news] "Ok, I got it covered, we just need to make up a contest."
#1: [Digs through Sterilite™ storage bin, finds old shirt] "Got a prize."
#2: "BRUH!"
#1: "BRUHHH!"
#1 and #2: [Awkward high five where edges of hands make contact and pinkies intertwine with each other]

Post by **96583UP** » Tue November 12, 2019 2:15 am

they should just use the newsletter to refer everyone to another band, that actually plays together / talks to each other more than once every 2 years

pass the torch

let us know who you have chosen

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue November 12, 2019 2:32 am

96583UP wrote:they should just use the newsletter to refer everyone to another band, that actually plays together / talks to each other more than once every 2 years

pass the torch

let us know who you have chosen

dev?

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Tue November 12, 2019 4:01 am

The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue November 12, 2019 4:08 am

verb_to_trust wrote:The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.

Haha . Reader's Digest

Post by **Bammer** » Tue November 12, 2019 5:46 am

B wrote:I appreciate that they send out a newsletter on the 10th, without fail. I just wish the band would do something is mething worth telling us about.

mething

Post by B » Tue November 12, 2019 12:01 pm

Bammer wrote:
B wrote:I appreciate that they send out a newsletter on the 10th, without fail. I just wish the band would do something is mething worth telling us about.
mething

huh, guess my brain cracked right then.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed November 13, 2019 12:07 am

verb_to_trust wrote:The next newsletter should be crohns themed. Make it Reader's Digest sized and formatted. Maybe Jeff can get involved with the art direction and get the perfect poop splatter effect on the back cover. Inside will be stories of each band members most memorable shit. Contest winner to be announced next month for who can match the unmarked art Polaroids of dumps with the correct band member.

AL