Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[dimejinky99]

Rey and kylo might well both die in this defeating him.

That is pretty much the biggest full stop to the saga imaginable. And the force is balanced and goes dormant permanently


** until next time

[bune]

the Force personifies itself and says "jesus you humans are such whiny little bitches. sand, parents, teen angst. grow up!" and then cuts all of humanity off.

[epilogue]

the Force personifies itself and says "jesus you humans are such whiny little bitches. sand, parents, teen angst. grow up!" and then cuts all of humanity off.

[dimejinky99]

the Force personifies itself and says "jesus you humans are such whiny little bitches. sand, parents, teen angst. grow up!" and then cuts all of humanity off.

Final shot. All the force ghosts all of them.

The universe blinks out.

No Stars Or anything.

Slow zoom into baby Yoda starting all over again.

[bune]

add a slow pan out of a snow globe that BY is holding, and it was all a dream.

[dimejinky99]

add a slow pan out of a snow globe that BY is holding, and it was all a dream.

Oh my sweet baby yoda

YES!!!!
That would actually be amazing

[epilogue]

insert: but w/ BY instead

[dimejinky99]

Apparently the whole films story is out there. And of course those pumping it are saying it’s awful. Something called

Spoiler: show

Jedipaxleaks

on reddit.

Where are these guys gonna go when this is all over?

Answer- this is their last hurrah. They have to create as much stink as possible now as their revenue stream is closing up shop forever.

Be careful what you read or open. Here(yes you lowlight) and elsewhere.

[wease]

Emp kills Rey; Kylo sacrifices himself to avenge her (tackles Emps, they fall into a sarlac or something).

Finn gets a medal.
Poe becomes an intergalactic hair model.
Rose is never seen again.

it is the only way

Wease never watches Star Wars again.

[wease]

Rey and kylo might well both die in this defeating him.

That is pretty much the biggest full stop to the saga imaginable. And the force is balanced and goes dormant permanently


** until next time

There's no way Rey dies in this.

[epilogue]

Emp kills Rey; Kylo sacrifices himself to avenge her (tackles Emps, they fall into a sarlac or something).

Finn gets a medal.
Poe becomes an intergalactic hair model.
Rose is never seen again.

it is the only way

Wease never watches Star Wars again.

[dimejinky99]

This is less than a month away.

Bonkers.

[VinylGuy]

Just got my tickets!

[dimejinky99]

Cool.

I’m just lurking in here cos I can’t go into the mando thread cos I haven’t seen the episode yet.
It’s agony.

[blueviper]

it would be cool to see anakin and luke fighting against the emperor.

You can. It's called Return of the Jedi

[blueviper]

I don't mean to start a fight, but this is a terrible idea.

[blueviper]

Apparently the whole films story is out there. And of course those pumping it are saying it’s awful. Something called

Spoiler: show

Jedipaxleaks

on reddit.

Where are these guys gonna go when this is all over?

Answer- this is their last hurrah. They have to create as much stink as possible now as their revenue stream is closing up shop forever.

Be careful what you read or open. Here(yes you lowlight) and elsewhere.

It will be interesting the day after TROS releases, and we can see if these leaks were true or not.

Remember last week, the big name leakers said their sources say that Disney was doing SW screenings?
Now I'm seeing "people walk out of SW test screenings" LOL

I think it's more fun to read this junk than speculate on the actual film.

[VinylGuy]

it would be cool to see anakin and luke fighting against the emperor.

You can. It's called Return of the Jedi

Luke doesnt fight there. I want a full battle.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I.. I think that was a.. a joke?

[dimejinky99]

Too funny people actually believe this crap. They show the film at this stage to people that worked on it and their families. Not test Audiences.
But of course when you work on a film for two years you’re gonna walk out midway. Just makes sense you would.

Please