I mean, zero is pretty easy to calculate. And I am home, so... *shrug*Bammer wrote:Josh if there was a way for you to check your BAC right now I would love to know what it is. Just don’t drive anywhere.
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Zero?PHATJ wrote:I mean, zero is pretty easy to calculate. And I am home, so... *shrug*Bammer wrote:Josh if there was a way for you to check your BAC right now I would love to know what it is. Just don’t drive anywhere.
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He's in denial. True Trump supporter.
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tree_ wrote:He's in denial. True Trump supporter.
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I had a Centennial IPA about three hours ago and several glasses of raspberry lemonade since then. I’m guessing my BAC is basically zero right now.Bammer wrote:Zero?PHATJ wrote:I mean, zero is pretty easy to calculate. And I am home, so... *shrug*Bammer wrote:Josh if there was a way for you to check your BAC right now I would love to know what it is. Just don’t drive anywhere.
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Take it to the how drunk are you now thread. Nobody cares. Go to sleep.
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Ah, that explains all the very recent typos.PHATJ wrote:I had a Centennial IPA about three hours ago and several glasses of raspberry lemonade since then. I’m guessing my BAC is basically zero right now.Bammer wrote:Zero?PHATJ wrote:I mean, zero is pretty easy to calculate. And I am home, so... *shrug*Bammer wrote:Josh if there was a way for you to check your BAC right now I would love to know what it is. Just don’t drive anywhere.
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Not drunk, and apparently some people care. But, I’m listening to the National and greatly enjoying my evening. I’ve probably got another hour or two left in me tonight. Currently unemployed so I can sleep in as late as I want tomorrow. Benefits.tree_ wrote:Take it to the how drunk are you now thread. Nobody cares. Go to sleep.
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I didn’t say I wasn’t stoned.Bammer wrote:Ah, that explains all the very recent typos.PHATJ wrote:I had a Centennial IPA about three hours ago and several glasses of raspberry lemonade since then. I’m guessing my BAC is basically zero right now.Bammer wrote:Zero?PHATJ wrote:I mean, zero is pretty easy to calculate. And I am home, so... *shrug*Bammer wrote:Josh if there was a way for you to check your BAC right now I would love to know what it is. Just don’t drive anywhere.
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the national would want you to be nice and not yell at people and hurl insults. Think about it and learn. Let me know on a pearl jam message borPHATJ wrote:Not drunk, and apparently some people care. But, I’m listening to the National and greatly enjoying my evening. I’ve probably got another hour or two left in me tonight. Currently unemployed so I can sleep in as late as I want tomorrow. Benefits.tree_ wrote:Take it to the how drunk are you now thread. Nobody cares. Go to sleep.
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Omgtree_ wrote:the national would want you to be nice and not yell at people and hurl insults. Think about it and learn. Let me know.PHATJ wrote:Not drunk, and apparently some people care. But, I’m listening to the National and greatly enjoying my evening. I’ve probably got another hour or two left in me tonight. Currently unemployed so I can sleep in as late as I want tomorrow. Benefits.tree_ wrote:Take it to the how drunk are you now thread. Nobody cares. Go to sleep.
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Sry I'm drunk gnight
Gnight
Gnight
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You aren’t drunk, you are just a simpleton.tree_ wrote:Sry I'm drunk gnight
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U give national fans a bad name
Just go wait out in the fields w the ones you love
Beers and toilets
Just go wait out in the fields w the ones you love
Beers and toilets
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You give adults a bad name. Drink some bleach to wipe away your existence.
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tree, you should try to get some sun
You remind me of everyone
tree, did you break your mother's heart?
Every time you tried to play your part
Is it easy to keep so quiet?
Everybody loves a quiet child
Underwater you're almost free
If you wanna be alone, come with me
tree, we can take the quick way out
You can turn blank-white in a blank-white house
Say that you're a pervert, you're a vulture
Don't you wanna be popular culture?
Is it easy to keep so quiet?
Everybody loves a quiet child
Underwater you're almost free
If you wanna be alone, come with me
Is it easy to live inside yourself?
All the little kids are high and hazy
Everybody got nowhere to go
Everybody wants to be amazing
tree, California's rotten
Dress light-blue to be forgotten
Eat your pearls on Sunday morning
Keep your conversations boring
Stay with me among the strangers
Change your mind and nothing changes
Don't let show any emotion
When you climb into the ocean
tree, you should try to get some sun
There's a little bit of hell in everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
You remind me of everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
There's a little bit of hell in everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
You remind me of everyone
tree, did you break your mother's heart?
Every time you tried to play your part
Is it easy to keep so quiet?
Everybody loves a quiet child
Underwater you're almost free
If you wanna be alone, come with me
tree, we can take the quick way out
You can turn blank-white in a blank-white house
Say that you're a pervert, you're a vulture
Don't you wanna be popular culture?
Is it easy to keep so quiet?
Everybody loves a quiet child
Underwater you're almost free
If you wanna be alone, come with me
Is it easy to live inside yourself?
All the little kids are high and hazy
Everybody got nowhere to go
Everybody wants to be amazing
tree, California's rotten
Dress light-blue to be forgotten
Eat your pearls on Sunday morning
Keep your conversations boring
Stay with me among the strangers
Change your mind and nothing changes
Don't let show any emotion
When you climb into the ocean
tree, you should try to get some sun
There's a little bit of hell in everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
You remind me of everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
There's a little bit of hell in everyone
tree, you should try to get some sun
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Actually it is.PHATJ wrote:That’s not really a good take.Bammer wrote:You gotta love Brady chewing out his receivers for not making up for his inaccuracy.
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Brady has always struck me as a spoiled bratty child. He has that look in his eye. "I'm gonna tell daaaaad! I'm the greatest most talented person of allll time and you're just a little receiver guy that's not gonna be remembered for all of history like meeeeeeeeee" kinda look. I want so badly for him to suffer and learn humility.
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well he probably has CTE so you can check one of those boxes
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I just heard a stat on the radio that I feel like can't be right. I'm trying to research it but I'm at work and don't have a stead break long enough to really dive in... but I heard that the Pats defense, under BB, has only allowed 40 or more points 7 times. And 3 of those were to Andy Reid and the Chiefs.
That's insane, if true.
That's insane, if true.