The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Captain Termite]

You can’t be trusted to honestly report on the president’s wrongdoing unless you are too loyal to report on the president’s wrongdoing.

That’s some catch, that catch-22

If you correctly predict in advance the president would be corrupt and incompetent, he can't be deemed corrupt and incompetent because you said so in advance.

[tree_]

lolololo

"I think in some ways it's better to wait til after the election you wanna know the truth. I think in some n some ways it's better to wait til after the election with China. But, I'm not gonna say that. I just think that. I just said you. In some ways, I like the idea of waiting til after the election for the China deal."

[Bi_3]

Imagine if we had gone full force into impeachment based on the Mueller report....

[96583UP]

this is all just a Benghazi so the outcome doesn't really matter

they just want to keep the cameras busy and keep him on his heels

[PHATJ]

“Donald Trump was elected to break the elite. Of course they want to impeach him.”

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/opinions ... dP2PBHG5oM

[verb_to_trust]

“Donald Trump was elected to break the elite. Of course they want to impeach him.”

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/opinions ... dP2PBHG5oM

Is that why he's cutting food stamps, because he's for the Everyman?

[tree_]

Seriously. How dumb do you have to be to lump everyone who opposes Trump and for their obvious reasons (BECAUSE HE'S A MORON AND A CRIMINAL) together into being The Elite or Deep State. So dumb.

[Captain Termite]

"We elected him to make you mad ... but also you are jerks for getting mad even though that is exactly what we want."

another version

"impeachment, criticism, etc actually is a good thing for Trump and will backfire for his opponents ... but also stop the impeachment/criticism and be nice to him!"

It's a transparent substance-free bluff.

They use trolling as a motivating principle but then get mad when that trolling produces the desired result? Is that a self-aware double-troll, or just an incoherent lack of integrity?

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

If Trump told his supporters that eating their own shit cures cancer, they would be arranging turds on fancy plates and lining up with forks and knives.

And if the left tried to stop it, they would be accused of trying to prevent a cure for cancer for purely paritsan political reasons.

That's the level of intelligence we are operating at now.

[bada]

If Trump told his supporters that eating their own shit cures cancer, they would be arranging turds on fancy plates and lining up with forks and knives.

And if the left tried to stop it, they would be accused of trying to prevent a cure for cancer for purely paritsan political reasons.

That's the level of intelligence we are operating at now.

I'm going to use this at Christmas dinner with Uncle Tony.

[epilogue]

If Trump told his supporters that eating their own shit cures cancer, they would be arranging turds on fancy plates and lining up with forks and knives.

And if the left tried to stop it, they would be accused of trying to prevent a cure for cancer for purely paritsan political reasons.

That's the level of intelligence we are operating at now.

I'm going to use this at Christmas dinner with Uncle Tony.

Uncle Tony? Are we related?

[bune]

[bada]

If Trump told his supporters that eating their own shit cures cancer, they would be arranging turds on fancy plates and lining up with forks and knives.

And if the left tried to stop it, they would be accused of trying to prevent a cure for cancer for purely paritsan political reasons.

That's the level of intelligence we are operating at now.

I'm going to use this at Christmas dinner with Uncle Tony.

Uncle Tony? Are we related?

We all have an Uncle Tony even if his name isn't Tony.

[McParadigm]

Sometimes I think back to 2014, and how utterly naive we all were about the extent to which an unforgivable rot had infested the Republican Party.

[McParadigm]

“People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”

[epilogue]

If Trump told his supporters that eating their own shit cures cancer, they would be arranging turds on fancy plates and lining up with forks and knives.

And if the left tried to stop it, they would be accused of trying to prevent a cure for cancer for purely paritsan political reasons.

That's the level of intelligence we are operating at now.

I'm going to use this at Christmas dinner with Uncle Tony.

Uncle Tony? Are we related?

We all have an Uncle Tony even if his name isn't Tony.

well that's true

[epilogue]

Sometimes I think back to 2014, and how utterly naive we all were about the extent to which an unforgivable rot had infested the Republican Party.

It's staggering, really.

[McParadigm]

Sometimes I think back to 2014, and how utterly naive we all were about the extent to which an unforgivable rot had infested the Republican Party.

It's staggering, really.

The most fascinating part is that so many signs were right there in front of us. This headline from today could easily have a pre-2015 equivalent. They would just say some bullshit like “federal government intrusiveness in state decision-making“ in front of a CNN camera, and we played along. Like “oh yeah I guess there is a legitimate political philosophy that says the federal government shouldn’t be able to stop state authorities from disenfranchising voters in order to maintain power. That makes sense.”

[epilogue]

Man, I really wish this digbat would stop calling soldiers "warriors."

[verb_to_trust]

Trump: "If you look at clouds in terms of sponges, very wet. The clouds dip into the oceans then fly over the country. Some states squeeze the clouds. It's called rain. We need to squeeze the clouds."