The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Bammer]

The times I have had to get public Ticketmaster sale tickets, I have had the worst nosebleed seats imaginable. As I recall these have been shows at Key Arena, and those public sales on the TM website sold out in literally one minute so I was lucky to get tickets at all.

I can’t say this 100% for certain but I don’t think I have booked travel to an out of area show until I had the tickets, and that would have always been 10C presale. Never been shut out of a show completely except for the Showbox.

[bodysnatcher]

Can’t believe we didn’t meet until Missoula, otherwise we could have walked into the RM meetup like Too Cool

[Bammer]

I’m not familiar with those guys but if RMpalooza ‘20 happens, let’s do it. You be the guy with the hair and I’ll wear two pairs of sunglasses.

[bodysnatcher]

It’s two wrestlers, so we may need to get some HGH and hit the gym

[Bammer]

Thank you for pointing out that they are wrestlers!

[CopperTom]

There’s a new podcast named: Jamily Matters.

[Bammer]

Rank the worst fan bases:

Beyhive
Jamily
Swifties

Who am I forgetting?

[bune]

[surfndestroy]

Rank the worst fan bases:

Beyhive
Jamily
Swifties

Who am I forgetting?

Swifties are by far the worse.

[Bi_3]

Rank the worst fan bases:

Beyhive
Jamily
Swifties

Who am I forgetting?

Whatever those Dave Matthews shitheads are called

[Bammer]

Rank the worst fan bases:

Beyhive
Jamily
Swifties

Who am I forgetting?

Whatever those Dave Matthews shitheads are called

Dancing Nancies?

[epilogue]

Rank the worst fan bases:

Beyhive
Jamily
Swifties

Who am I forgetting?

Whatever those Dave Matthews shitheads are called

Dancing Nancies?

[wease]

What's Beyhive?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I've been holding on to hope that things will change with this band for over ten years. It's me. I'm the worst Pearl Jam fan I know

[E.H. Ruddock]

What's Beyhive?

Go tweet something bad about the beyhive. You'll find out

[Simple Torture]

Doesn't wease have kids? Ask them; they'll know.

[wease]

I would never have guessed that.

My kids don’t really listen to her.

[Bammer]

I've been holding on to hope that things will change with this band for over ten years. It's me. I'm the worst Pearl Jam fan I know

Had some buddies over last night and we jammed in the garage. Every single song they suggested was Pearl Jam, like I have zero knowledge of anything else at all.

[wease]

I've been holding on to hope that things will change with this band for over ten years. It's me. I'm the worst Pearl Jam fan I know

Had some buddies over last night and we jammed in the garage. Every single song they suggested was Pearl Jam, like I have zero knowledge of anything else at all.

Temple of the Dog doesn’t count.

[verb_to_trust]

Did anyone see the CoS story where Eddie, at a recent solo stop in Utrecht, sought out some Dutch lady he banged after a 93 show? He met up with her and her husband after being put in touch somehow. She kinda looked like Elizabeth Warren.

She's the worst fan. Or possibly Eddie is the worst fan.