Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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Loved it - among the best Star Wars Movies
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8%
Really liked it, but not one of the best
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18%
Liked it - it's Star Wars
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27%
Ehhh
21
34%
I miss the prequels
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Samurai helmets
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Pyramidhead's helmet
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Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
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Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.

This is even worse than I expected.
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tree_ wrote:Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
Human heads are stupid looking. All that hair...
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BurtReynolds wrote:Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.

This is even worse than I expected.
why do u spose damwjanky proclaims to like it so much?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
tree_ wrote:Ha ok ur right.. but still stupid looking compared to the bare righteous human noggin
Human heads are stupid looking. All that hair...
design a better looking and feeling helmet than my righteous noggin and I will never take it off
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tree_ wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Why is this movie so...bombastic? Melodramatic? Hyperactive? I don't know the exact word, but the score, the dialogue, the acting...It's all terrible.

This is even worse than I expected.
why do u spose damwjanky proclaims to like it so much?
Probably because he likes it. People are allowed to like things, unfortunately.
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Weird
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Spoiler: show
"We have to go! Now!" someone says for the tenth time.

Jesus Christ.
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Beat ya o'er the head with a SW labelled whiffle ball bat til you remember whiffle ball
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Super serious moment undercut with "humor" times a million.
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This theater is nearly empty btw.
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It's sad that you ended up there to begin with

Why? What even is SW, really?

How could've you better spent that money?
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tree_ wrote:It's sad that you ended up there to begin with
I say that every day.

tree_ wrote: How could've you better spent that money?
I spent the money on Cats. This is my plan b.
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Shouldve just bought a bottle of whiskey and listened to billie eilish
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Spoiler: show
They are really quadrupling down on Rey being a Mary Sue. Frankly, I can respect that. Never apologize. Even when you are catastrophically wrong.
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