Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[bune]

This theater is nearly empty btw.

where are you?

[BurtReynolds]

The mall one

[VinylGuy]

Jesus what a mess! If they had this idea of bringing the emperor back...why wait for the last movie and bring him like this? Why let rian toy us for 2 and a half hours to continue this “trilogy” with a completely new setup??
Poor JJ..

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Hated the crawl...”so the emperor is back guy and yeah we are not going to discuss how or why”...poor finn!! Another movie with him being a cry baby..shouting REY!!! For no Reason....ugh so many things...i need to rest my head for a full review

[BurtReynolds]

Oh for fucks sake...

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ANOTHER PLANET DESTROYING WEAPON.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is unreal.

[bune]

The mall one

Oh, yeah. that mall is dying a slow death.

Go to the cookie and cupcake place on the 2nd floor, that place is amazing.

obvs. when they're open, since it's after nine.

[BurtReynolds]

The mall one

Oh, yeah. that mall is dying a slow death.

Go to the cookie and cupcake place on the 2nd floor, that place is amazing.

obvs. when they're open, since it's after nine.

Yeah it's seldom crowded, but I expected more on an opening night.

[BurtReynolds]

This movie is a giant "fuck you" to Rian Johnson though. That's my favorite part.

[bune]

it's late and it's Thursday.

and it's Vancouver.

[Monkey_Driven]

This movie is a giant "fuck you" to Rian Johnson though. That's my favorite part.

Definitely one of my least favorite parts. Felt like a response to a YouTuber or a Reddit thread.

[BurtReynolds]

it's late and it's Thursday.

and it's Vancouver.

Do people not watch movies at 7:30 anymore? Honestly I never do so I don't know.

This movie didn't start until 8 though. Thirty minutes of trailers and commercials. Unbelievable.

I might have guessed too high in the box office thread.

[BurtReynolds]

This movie is a giant "fuck you" to Rian Johnson though. That's my favorite part.

Definitely one of my least favorite parts. Felt like a response to a YouTuber or a Reddit thread.

At least Rian could put together some iconic shots. None of that here. I don't even think he's a bad filmmaker. Abrams is such a goddamn hack in comparison.

[bune]

it's late and it's Thursday.

and it's Vancouver.

Do people not watch movies at 7:30 anymore? Honestly I never do so I don't know.

This movie didn't start until 8 though. Thirty minutes of trailers and commercials. Unbelievable.

I might have guessed too high in the box office thread.

my boss said he got the last ticket to the 6:30 show there so maybe that's the latest they go.

and yeah, it's insane how much crap is in front of the movie now.

[Monkey_Driven]

This movie is a giant "fuck you" to Rian Johnson though. That's my favorite part.

Definitely one of my least favorite parts. Felt like a response to a YouTuber or a Reddit thread.

At least Rian could put together some iconic shots. None of that here. I don't even think he's a bad filmmaker. Abrams is such a goddamn hack in comparison.

I had the exact same thought.

[BurtReynolds]

Well, I just watched the worst Star Wars movie.

This is exactly what you'd expect from a Disney-made Star Wars movie. Soulless. Pointless. Nonsensical. Shallow. Rehashed. Pandering. Corporate. It's like it was generated by algorithm.

J J has knocked this one out of the park. It's perfect. Eleven stars.

[BurtReynolds]

Ok guys you can have your thread back now. Enjoy your moving picture show.

Burt out.

[dimejinky99]

Best run of posts on rm in ages

[96583UP]

Well, I just watched the worst Star Wars movie.

This is exactly what you'd expect from a Disney-made Star Wars movie. Soulless. Pointless. Nonsensical. Shallow. Rehashed. Pandering. Corporate. It's like it was generated by algorithm.

J J has knocked this one out of the park. It's perfect. Eleven stars.

jar jar binks?

seriously

what could be worse than that piece of shit, whatever it was called

[Anders]

This movie is doing excellent over here. All cinemas are full. Biggest opening two days of the year.

[BurtReynolds]

Well, I just watched the worst Star Wars movie.

This is exactly what you'd expect from a Disney-made Star Wars movie. Soulless. Pointless. Nonsensical. Shallow. Rehashed. Pandering. Corporate. It's like it was generated by algorithm.

J J has knocked this one out of the park. It's perfect. Eleven stars.

jar jar binks?

seriously

what could be worse than that piece of shit, whatever it was called

I think it's probably worse than Attack of the Clones. At least that one had that droids vs clones battle with inventive designs. Good eye candy if nothing else. That one was really bad though.

Tough call.

[BurtReynolds]

This movie is doing excellent over here. All cinemas are full. Biggest opening two days of the year.

It could just be my location. Don't know for sure.