The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

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I wouldn't say a politician deserves bonus points for reading out loud well any more than Julian Edelman deserves high praise for catching a well thrown pass while wide open. With Dtrumpf, what we have here is a case of bigotry of low expectations. He only flubbed a couple of words? Great! At least he didn't say something completely stupid. Whew.

[Stickman]

[surfndestroy]

One of his best press conferences just now on Iran and their attacks. Surprised he was so clear and and succinct.

Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug. Add some Adderall and you get clear and concise.

[Strat]

oh look the toddler didnt shit himself today lets give him a high five and celebrate his mediocrity!

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oh look the toddler didnt shit himself today lets give him a high five and celebrate his mediocrity!

If you were a parent you'd know you don't chastise a toddler for shitting himself. But you also don't elect him as POTUS.

[E.H. Ruddock]

oh look the toddler didnt shit himself today lets give him a high five and celebrate his mediocrity!

If you were a parent you'd know you don't chastise a toddler for shitting himself. But you also don't elect him as POTUS.

yeah strat, only parents know this, apparently.

[LetMeSleep]

oh look the toddler didnt shit himself today lets give him a high five and celebrate his mediocrity!

If you were a parent you'd know you don't chastise a toddler for shitting himself. But you also don't elect him as POTUS.

yeah strat, only parents know this, apparently.

And it's not what strat said.

[E.H. Ruddock]

oh look the toddler didnt shit himself today lets give him a high five and celebrate his mediocrity!

If you were a parent you'd know you don't chastise a toddler for shitting himself. But you also don't elect him as POTUS.

yeah strat, only parents know this, apparently.

And it's not what strat said.

I guess reading comprehension goes out the window when you have a kid?

[tree_]

Too many layers of sarcasm for anyone to keep track at this point.

[liebzz]

Iran drops over a dozens missiles on US military base = “Iran seems to be standing down.”

Translation: when a bully gets punched in the mouth, he backs down.

[McParadigm]

[epilogue]

[verb_to_trust]

One of his best press conferences just now on Iran and their attacks. Surprised he was so clear and and succinct.

You have some pretty low standards. He didn't do as bad as I thought he would but the obvious signs of dementia are there.

[epilogue]

One of his best press conferences just now on Iran and their attacks. Surprised he was so clear and and succinct.

You have some pretty low standards. He didn't do as bad as I thought he would but the obvious signs of dementia are there.

Wait, is this different than the Adderall fueled nightmare from earlier today? The one where he couldn't stop sweating, sniffling, and mispronouncing common words?

[Stickman]

It was probably one of the worst briefings I've ever seen

[Rangi Guy]

Missed this part of the briefing till just now

"The missiles fired last night at us and our allies were paid for with the funds made available by the last administration."

- Still trying to make digs at Obama huh?

[verb_to_trust]

Missed this part of the briefing till just now

"The missiles fired last night at us and our allies were paid for with the funds made available by the last administration."

- Still trying to make digs at Obama huh?

Is it even a dig if its not true though?

[verb_to_trust]

One of his best press conferences just now on Iran and their attacks. Surprised he was so clear and and succinct.

You have some pretty low standards. He didn't do as bad as I thought he would but the obvious signs of dementia are there.

Wait, is this different than the Adderall fueled nightmare from earlier today? The one where he couldn't stop sweating, sniffling, and mispronouncing common words?

Yes, obviously he was high too, but his tongue flopping out of his mouth when trying to pronounce three syllable words screamed dementia to me.

[Strat]

One of his best press conferences just now on Iran and their attacks. Surprised he was so clear and and succinct.

You have some pretty low standards. He didn't do as bad as I thought he would but the obvious signs of dementia are there.

Wait, is this different than the Adderall fueled nightmare from earlier today? The one where he couldn't stop sweating, sniffling, and mispronouncing common words?

Yes, obviously he was high too, but his tongue flopping out of his mouth when trying to pronounce three syllable words screamed dementia to me.

*fat

[96583UP]

Trump did a great job today - stuck to the script, no additional ad libs, extra adjectives, referring to people as 'dogs' - none of that. just read what the people wrote for him and then left the room. good work. <waits for him to start late night tweeting and totally undo everything>