"I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Post by **Jorge** » Wed January 22, 2020 7:13 am

Fantastic thread, ST

Post by **Jorge** » Wed January 22, 2020 7:13 am

Simple Torture wrote: A thread titled "One year ago today" which is about a Rolling Stone article that the OP read a year ago today: https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... -ago-today

This thread title: "if DAUGHTER was BROTHER....what was BROTHER?" (link: https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... her#latest)

These two got me good

lecherouslittlestump · Wed January 22, 2020 8:33 am

Does anyone remember that creep - would have been about 2006/7 - who, every night, posted a thread wishing good night to everyone from Pearl Jam? Literally every night they would post it. Like "good night Eddie, Jeff, Stone, Mike, Matt, Boom, sweet dreams, sending love".

lecherouslittlestump · Wed January 22, 2020 8:35 am

Also, I ran an algorithm that computed what the average Pit poster looks like and it came up with this

Wendy Carlos's Twin · Wed January 22, 2020 10:49 am

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed January 22, 2020 12:07 pm

The top three threads over there this morning (somewhere, ruddo's eyelid is twitching):

[[MEGATHREAD]]: Dance of The Clairvoyants [NEW SINGLE] - Opinions, first impressions, reviews...

***OFFICAL Dance of the Clairvoyants Reaction Thread!***

Dance of the Clairvoyants

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Wed January 22, 2020 12:13 pm

What make a thread "OFFICIAL"? Does someone go to the courthouse and get it notarised?

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed January 22, 2020 12:18 pm

Higgs wrote:What make a thread "OFFICIAL"? Does someone go to the courthouse and get it notarised?

The "Official" thread was actually created after the "Megathread."

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Wed January 22, 2020 12:22 pm

Simple Torture wrote:
Higgs wrote:What make a thread "OFFICIAL"? Does someone go to the courthouse and get it notarised?
The "Official" thread was actually created after the "Megathread."

No doubt. The post office has long lines and the clerks don't rush for anyone.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 3:48 pm

Simple Torture wrote:The top three threads over there this morning (somewhere, ruddo's eyelid is twitching):

[[MEGATHREAD]]: Dance of The Clairvoyants [NEW SINGLE] - Opinions, first impressions, reviews...

***OFFICAL Dance of the Clairvoyants Reaction Thread!***

Dance of the Clairvoyants

Those mods need to get a grip over there

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 3:50 pm

Someone today actually created a new thread about the Greenville 2016 show.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 3:51 pm

Also, please note in ST's post about the threads this morning, it is spelled "OFFICAL". That's legit how they left it over there.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Wed January 22, 2020 3:55 pm

"Only entered for one show. Don't know how you guys can afford multiple shows with these prices!"

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 5:27 pm

Just went over there again. Why do I do this to myself?!

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed January 22, 2020 5:32 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Just went over there again. Why do I do this to myself?!

"March 27th"

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 5:33 pm

Simple Torture wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Just went over there again. Why do I do this to myself?!
"March 27th"

haha yep

Post by **Bammer** » Wed January 22, 2020 5:49 pm

Actual exchange at the Pit.

Me (new thread) - subject: Who are the mods on this forum?

PJfanwillneverleave1: Ask a few more questions like this and you will find out. Don't fuck w/ the mods.

Spoiler: show: It then goes on to say...

Me: OK. What is the criteria for locking a thread?

WhatYouTaughtMe: They probably locked your thread because there are already multiple threads with the same topic. Don't sweat it, if you did anything wrong they would have contacted you I'm sure. Also, don't pay any mind to the resident trolls. They sometimes like to pretend they are mods. Sadly there is no actual ignore feature.

StevieG: If they don't like you they lock your threads, simple as that.

Me: Tough Crowd.

Clem Halibut · Post by **Clem Halibut** » Wed January 22, 2020 5:51 pm

I found the thread: "Are you ready to be Dance of the Clairvoyants-fied"? particularly cringe-worthy.

I've had my moments of being a Pearl Jam geek - but Jesus Christ - never like that.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Wed January 22, 2020 6:52 pm

first 3 threads right now (after their 38 or so stickied threads):

***OFFICAL Dance of the Clairvoyants Reaction Thread!***

[[MEGATHREAD]]: Dance of The Clairvoyants [NEW SINGLE] - Opinions, first impressions, reviews...

YES/NO: Do you like "Dance of the Clairvoyants" ?

WaitingForBluey · Post by **WaitingForBluey** » Wed January 22, 2020 6:56 pm

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