"I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

[Simple Torture]

Fare enough.

[RAG319]

The 10 Club Entitlement Cycle:

PJ Announces Tour :: Bitch about tickets -> PJ Plays Show :: Bitch about posters / crowd /setlist -> PJ Concludes Album and Tour Cycle :: Bitch about Fan Club Singles / band's lack of touring and album news

AND REPEAT

You forgot the "make song requests for *insert sob story here* phase before the PJ Plays Show

No one here makes song requests. That's Pit kinda stupidity.

my bad, I thought they were referring to the pit, I see it's about 10C now. I'll learn reading comprehension soon, my son's in first grade and they're starting to learn that now, maybe i'll pick something up going over his homework with him, lol.....

To be dirty frank, I was sorta using The Pit and 10C interchangeably.

[RAG319]

My girl & I where in Chicago for the Wrigley show. I happened to be walking put of our hotel & saw a guy across the street wearing a PJ shit. I asked if they where staying there....(Four Seasons) He said yes, so after chatting with him (or tying to he was pretty pompous) I saw Jeff first walking out of the hotel surrounded by his people. I did take any chances. (I hear he's unapproachable) So I just waved. I next saw Matt walk out with I suppose was his son. He gave him a wad of money & put him in a cab. So I walked up to him & said "Hey JEFF, of shit I mean Matt may I get a picture with you? Sorry I just met Jeff I'm pretty nervous meeting anyone from the band." He whipped his head around & said "Yeah, NO! I'' be out here tomorrow I'm going inside." I felt so bad kind of like when you disappoint your mom & she gives you that look! So after I got over mentally beating myself up Stone walked buy but he also was surrounded by his people. So about 20 minutes later a black SUV pulls up & I noticed a guitar in the window. So I looked a little harder & Mike jumped out while holding his FLYING V he walked right up to me, I mean in my face walked up to me & said "HI!" then he shook my hand very firmly & ran off into the hotel. I thought it was a little strange but meh whatever. Then a white van pulls up & I suppose there families all got out & so I waved to Jill (eddie's wife) she said "oh hello I'd shake your hand but I'm holding my girl." Fare enough. About 10 minutes later a HUGE guy walks out of the hotel with a walkie talkie & said "Yea, I'm out here now, everything's safe I've got 2 fans out front though. (one meaning me) He walked up to me & said" Ed's going to be here in a few minutes so get the fuck across the street. So I ran across the street with the guy who knows "everyone". The second that black SUV pulled up I ran across the street & Eddie got out very slowly surrounded by two HUGE bodyguards. A guy comes running around the corner yelling "Ed, ED remember that time blah blah blah & something crazy stuff about Jeff" Ed said "yes, man its cool man its cool." The two bodyguards scooped him up & dragged him down the street. Here was my chance, my only chance.... Ed saw the guy who knew "everyone" Ed said hey to him & I'll see you back home.... Then I took two steps in towards him & stuck mt hand out & said "How you feel about the WHO is how we feel about you." I have no idea on gods green earth what I said or even why I said it I guess it was nerves. He leaned back to look me up & down said yea, alright man & reached out for my hand & shook it ever so gently almost like you would when you meet the queen of England. Then the two bodyguards grabbed Eddie & pushed him into the hotel. I then ran across the street to where we where staying "The White Hall" & woke my girl up & told her I just met Eddie! She gave me the biggest smile ever in happiness for me & said "That's awesome baby, now I'm going to bed." I still cant believe weeks later that I waited 20 years for 15 seconds of a hand shake & a hello. It was well worth the wait!! I forever will thank my girl for getting me the Wrigley tickets & picking the best hotel location to stay in...... To all my love to her & all the PJ fans who read this..... Thank You!!!

I saw this in The Pit earlier, but didn't actually read it until now. This story is straight up embarrassing and creepy. Not to mention reads like it was written by a six year old.

[Birds in Hell]

The 10 Club Entitlement Cycle:

PJ Announces Tour :: Bitch about tickets -> PJ Plays Show :: Bitch about posters / crowd /setlist -> PJ Concludes Album and Tour Cycle :: Bitch about Fan Club Singles / band's lack of touring and album news

AND REPEAT

You forgot the "make song requests for *insert sob story here* phase before the PJ Plays Show

No one here makes song requests. That's Pit kinda stupidity.

my bad, I thought they were referring to the pit, I see it's about 10C now. I'll learn reading comprehension soon, my son's in first grade and they're starting to learn that now, maybe i'll pick something up going over his homework with him, lol.....

To be dirty frank, I was sorta using The Pit and 10C interchangeably.

Yeah, I don’t get B’s point here.

[WtOB?]

b is the one not following the conversation, dissidentrival4. don’t worry about him, he usually doesn’t know what’s going on. probably safer to add him to your foe list.

[LoathedVermin72]

The 10 Club Entitlement Cycle:

PJ Announces Tour :: Bitch about tickets -> PJ Plays Show :: Bitch about posters / crowd /setlist -> PJ Concludes Album and Tour Cycle :: Bitch about Fan Club Singles / band's lack of touring and album news

AND REPEAT

You forgot the "make song requests for *insert sob story here* phase before the PJ Plays Show

No one here makes song requests. That's Pit kinda stupidity.

my bad, I thought they were referring to the pit, I see it's about 10C now. I'll learn reading comprehension soon, my son's in first grade and they're starting to learn that now, maybe i'll pick something up going over his homework with him, lol.....

To be dirty frank, I was sorta using The Pit and 10C interchangeably.

You absolute motherfucker,

[B]

b is the one not following the conversation, dissidentrival4. don’t worry about him, he usually doesn’t know what’s going on. probably safer to add him to your foe list.

Correct. I am not following the conversation. I have a job, and we've added 457 pages of content in the past 48 hours.

[E.H. Ruddock]

ST help me get this thread back on track

[Simple Torture]

ST help me get this thread back on track

If this post was its own thread and it had a title, it would be, "I once saw a guy in a car who kinda looked like Matt Cameron AMA":

After the Benaroya Hall concert I said goodbye to some fellow fans and walked back to the hotel. I was carrying a tee shirt from the show and the poster rolled up. I remember walking 5th Ave in the direction of the Space Needle and there literally being no one else around for blocks. I approached a cross street but I could hear an engine roaring as the car in the distance quickly approached so I stopped. Sure enough the car comes to a stop and the driver looks up at me and I look at the driver...and it’s Matt Cameron. He gives me a look (remember I’m holding the tee shirt and poster rolled up) like “what are you doing just standing there?” and I literally felt like he thought I was going to jump on the hood of the car. He put his foot down and got the hell out of there.

[WtOB?]

these people relish in the fact that their heroes are terrified of them.

[4/5]

This thread is wonderful.

[wease]

... Then I took two steps in towards him & stuck mt hand out & said "How you feel about the WHO is how we feel about you." I have no idea on gods green earth what I said or even why I said it I guess it was nerves.

First he tells what he said. Then, he says he has no idea on God’s green earth what he said.

Which is it, fuckstick?

[Simple Torture]

I am going to get banned for this.
Look at this. It looks like Mr. Peanut.
Mr. Peanut didn't get his fan club ticket either, so I guess they are going to kill the little nut. which is BS

You probably don't believe me, so here's the link: https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... /mr-peanut

[evenslow]

This thread is wonderful.

[knee tunes]

I logged on to RM to feel safe.

Today I saw a post on the PIT and it just said "help"

[WtOB?]

pearl jam autism is a serious illness.

[Higgs]

My girl & I where in Chicago for the Wrigley show. I happened to be walking put of our hotel & saw a guy across the street wearing a PJ shit. I asked if they where staying there....(Four Seasons) He said yes, so after chatting with him (or tying to he was pretty pompous) I saw Jeff first walking out of the hotel surrounded by his people. I did take any chances. (I hear he's unapproachable) So I just waved. I next saw Matt walk out with I suppose was his son. He gave him a wad of money & put him in a cab. So I walked up to him & said "Hey JEFF, of shit I mean Matt may I get a picture with you? Sorry I just met Jeff I'm pretty nervous meeting anyone from the band." He whipped his head around & said "Yeah, NO! I'' be out here tomorrow I'm going inside." I felt so bad kind of like when you disappoint your mom & she gives you that look! So after I got over mentally beating myself up Stone walked buy but he also was surrounded by his people. So about 20 minutes later a black SUV pulls up & I noticed a guitar in the window. So I looked a little harder & Mike jumped out while holding his FLYING V he walked right up to me, I mean in my face walked up to me & said "HI!" then he shook my hand very firmly & ran off into the hotel. I thought it was a little strange but meh whatever. Then a white van pulls up & I suppose there families all got out & so I waved to Jill (eddie's wife) she said "oh hello I'd shake your hand but I'm holding my girl." Fare enough. About 10 minutes later a HUGE guy walks out of the hotel with a walkie talkie & said "Yea, I'm out here now, everything's safe I've got 2 fans out front though. (one meaning me) He walked up to me & said" Ed's going to be here in a few minutes so get the fuck across the street. So I ran across the street with the guy who knows "everyone". The second that black SUV pulled up I ran across the street & Eddie got out very slowly surrounded by two HUGE bodyguards. A guy comes running around the corner yelling "Ed, ED remember that time blah blah blah & something crazy stuff about Jeff" Ed said "yes, man its cool man its cool." The two bodyguards scooped him up & dragged him down the street. Here was my chance, my only chance.... Ed saw the guy who knew "everyone" Ed said hey to him & I'll see you back home.... Then I took two steps in towards him & stuck mt hand out & said "How you feel about the WHO is how we feel about you." I have no idea on gods green earth what I said or even why I said it I guess it was nerves. He leaned back to look me up & down said yea, alright man & reached out for my hand & shook it ever so gently almost like you would when you meet the queen of England. Then the two bodyguards grabbed Eddie & pushed him into the hotel. I then ran across the street to where we where staying "The White Hall" & woke my girl up & told her I just met Eddie! She gave me the biggest smile ever in happiness for me & said "That's awesome baby, now I'm going to bed." I still cant believe weeks later that I waited 20 years for 15 seconds of a hand shake & a hello. It was well worth the wait!! I forever will thank my girl for getting me the Wrigley tickets & picking the best hotel location to stay in...... To all my love to her & all the PJ fans who read this..... Thank You!!!

I just find this to be so sad.

I remember once posting on the Pit how I felt this type of behaviour was a tad... rapey. It wasn't received well at all.

[LetMeSleep]

My girl & I where in Chicago for the Wrigley show. I happened to be walking put of our hotel & saw a guy across the street wearing a PJ shit. I asked if they where staying there....(Four Seasons) He said yes, so after chatting with him (or tying to he was pretty pompous) I saw Jeff first walking out of the hotel surrounded by his people. I did take any chances. (I hear he's unapproachable) So I just waved. I next saw Matt walk out with I suppose was his son. He gave him a wad of money & put him in a cab. So I walked up to him & said "Hey JEFF, of shit I mean Matt may I get a picture with you? Sorry I just met Jeff I'm pretty nervous meeting anyone from the band." He whipped his head around & said "Yeah, NO! I'' be out here tomorrow I'm going inside." I felt so bad kind of like when you disappoint your mom & she gives you that look! So after I got over mentally beating myself up Stone walked buy but he also was surrounded by his people. So about 20 minutes later a black SUV pulls up & I noticed a guitar in the window. So I looked a little harder & Mike jumped out while holding his FLYING V he walked right up to me, I mean in my face walked up to me & said "HI!" then he shook my hand very firmly & ran off into the hotel. I thought it was a little strange but meh whatever. Then a white van pulls up & I suppose there families all got out & so I waved to Jill (eddie's wife) she said "oh hello I'd shake your hand but I'm holding my girl." Fare enough. About 10 minutes later a HUGE guy walks out of the hotel with a walkie talkie & said "Yea, I'm out here now, everything's safe I've got 2 fans out front though. (one meaning me) He walked up to me & said" Ed's going to be here in a few minutes so get the fuck across the street. So I ran across the street with the guy who knows "everyone". The second that black SUV pulled up I ran across the street & Eddie got out very slowly surrounded by two HUGE bodyguards. A guy comes running around the corner yelling "Ed, ED remember that time blah blah blah & something crazy stuff about Jeff" Ed said "yes, man its cool man its cool." The two bodyguards scooped him up & dragged him down the street. Here was my chance, my only chance.... Ed saw the guy who knew "everyone" Ed said hey to him & I'll see you back home.... Then I took two steps in towards him & stuck mt hand out & said "How you feel about the WHO is how we feel about you." I have no idea on gods green earth what I said or even why I said it I guess it was nerves. He leaned back to look me up & down said yea, alright man & reached out for my hand & shook it ever so gently almost like you would when you meet the queen of England. Then the two bodyguards grabbed Eddie & pushed him into the hotel. I then ran across the street to where we where staying "The White Hall" & woke my girl up & told her I just met Eddie! She gave me the biggest smile ever in happiness for me & said "That's awesome baby, now I'm going to bed." I still cant believe weeks later that I waited 20 years for 15 seconds of a hand shake & a hello. It was well worth the wait!! I forever will thank my girl for getting me the Wrigley tickets & picking the best hotel location to stay in...... To all my love to her & all the PJ fans who read this..... Thank You!!!

I just find this to be so sad.

I remember once posting on the Pit how I felt this type of behaviour was a tad... rapey. It wasn't received well at all.

You monster.

[verb_to_trust]

Please tell me that's made up

[Birds in Hell]

Please tell me that's made up

You know in your heart that it’s horrifyingly real.