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96583UP wrote:what a fucking bizarre decision by Kyle Shanahan not to try and get some points on this last drive before the half

there a tons of stories in the superbowl from coaches talking about how they strategize to get another turn with the ball

they had a minute 30 left on the clock and 3 timeouts and instead he is content to just let it wind down

is this the over-compensating response to having been up 28-3 once before and then continuing to throw?

its a different ballgame at 10-10
Made even more bizarre by the Chiefs calling a timeout there.
seriously

just when Shanahan was about to steal the crown from Reid re 'coaches with notoriously poor clock management skills' he lurches in and tries to put a stop to it
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Isn’t this halftime show like 20 years late?
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i think of all the superbowl advertisements promoting women, diversity, and gender equality etc and then you still have a halftime show where 20 scantily clad women come out and pelvic thrust 30 times in succession

and now an ass shaking solo dance
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Shakira has an outie.
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I will turn in my 10c membership card if PJ ever plays the halftime show
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This is the first halftime show I can think of where I can't name a single tune by the artist(s).
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wease wrote:This is the first halftime show I can think of where I can't name a single tune by the artist(s).
Really? That seems insane. They’ve both had some pretty ubiquitous hits
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that 'blalalalalalala' thing into the camera was classy
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oh shit here comes J-Lo she won't be out-whored on stage in her Miami
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Isn’t this halftime show like 20 years late?
aren't they all after nipplegate?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
wease wrote:This is the first halftime show I can think of where I can't name a single tune by the artist(s).
Really? That seems insane. They’ve both had some pretty ubiquitous hits
This may be hard to believe, but I don't listen to a lot of pop music.
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J-lo representing Bronx, NY and the AARP target market

her trademark ass shaking will feature a new Depends undergarment
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Bammer wrote:I will turn in my 10c membership card if PJ ever plays the halftime show
supposedly they've been asked before and declined
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Who is this fucker?
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wease wrote:Who is this fucker?
wease wrote:This may be hard to believe, but I don't listen to a lot of pop music.
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i think i need to get checked for chlamydia just from watching this halftime show
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question stands: who the hell was that guy in leather pants?
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J. Balvin
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
wease wrote:Who is this fucker?
wease wrote:This may be hard to believe, but I don't listen to a lot of pop music.
That didn't answer my question. You probably can't tell who it is because you're watching this on a 9" black and white television with a plant blocking half the screen.
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and people want to know 'how' donald trump can get elected
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