2019 NFL Season
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Re: 2019 NFL Season
that performance was an insult to civilized society
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That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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YeahMonkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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oh, that clears that up. thanks.LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
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I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fansMonkey_Driven wrote:Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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the last 45 minutes:
TV commercial: <woman kicks field goal, crowd goes nuts, helmet is removed, woman declares triumph>
Halftime show: <geriatric pole dancer shakes ass for 12 minutes in macro-zoon then lifts her skirt 400 times to flash her vagina>
TV commercial: <Election commercial celebrating the rights of women>
TV commercial: <woman kicks field goal, crowd goes nuts, helmet is removed, woman declares triumph>
Halftime show: <geriatric pole dancer shakes ass for 12 minutes in macro-zoon then lifts her skirt 400 times to flash her vagina>
TV commercial: <Election commercial celebrating the rights of women>
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I was thinking the same thing about Erin AndrewsLoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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America is so fucking confused. Lolz96583UP wrote:the last 45 minutes:
TV commercial: <woman kicks field goal, crowd goes nuts, helmet is removed, woman declares triumph>
Halftime show: <geriatric pole dancer shakes ass for 12 minutes in macro-zoon then lifts her skirt 400 times to flash her vagina>
TV commercial: <Election commercial celebrating the rights of women>
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You really think the halftime show is for them?LoathedVermin72 wrote:I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fansMonkey_Driven wrote:Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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He and Bad Bunny (the first guy) are huge Latin artists. I think they’re both on Cardi B’s “I Like It” (which was in Shakira’s medley), which was a massive hitbune wrote:oh, that clears that up. thanks.LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
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AgreedBammer wrote:YeahMonkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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huh, appreciate the info. way outside of my wheelhouse.LoathedVermin72 wrote:He and Bad Bunny (the first guy) are huge Latin artists. I think they’re both on Cardi B’s “I Like It” (which was in Shakira’s medley), which was a massive hitbune wrote:oh, that clears that up. thanks.LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
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The game is in Miami. Gloria Estefan did Joe Robbie halftime when she was a geezer too, so there’s precedent.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fansMonkey_Driven wrote:Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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They were showing Latino solidarity since the game is in Miami. I assume that little girl singing Born in the USA was born of immigrants that are here illegally.Monkey_Driven wrote:Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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Guys, the super bowl is in Miami. That's why JLo and Shakira
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