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that performance was an insult to civilized society
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That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
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Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
oh, that clears that up. thanks.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?
I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fans
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the last 45 minutes:

TV commercial: <woman kicks field goal, crowd goes nuts, helmet is removed, woman declares triumph>

Halftime show: <geriatric pole dancer shakes ass for 12 minutes in macro-zoon then lifts her skirt 400 times to flash her vagina>

TV commercial: <Election commercial celebrating the rights of women>
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Should have gotten Lizzo
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
I was thinking the same thing about Erin Andrews
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96583UP wrote:the last 45 minutes:

TV commercial: <woman kicks field goal, crowd goes nuts, helmet is removed, woman declares triumph>

Halftime show: <geriatric pole dancer shakes ass for 12 minutes in macro-zoon then lifts her skirt 400 times to flash her vagina>

TV commercial: <Election commercial celebrating the rights of women>
America is so fucking confused. Lolz
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?
I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fans
You really think the halftime show is for them?
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bune wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
oh, that clears that up. thanks.
He and Bad Bunny (the first guy) are huge Latin artists. I think they’re both on Cardi B’s “I Like It” (which was in Shakira’s medley), which was a massive hit
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Bammer wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah
Agreed
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
bune wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:J. Balvin
oh, that clears that up. thanks.
He and Bad Bunny (the first guy) are huge Latin artists. I think they’re both on Cardi B’s “I Like It” (which was in Shakira’s medley), which was a massive hit
huh, appreciate the info. way outside of my wheelhouse.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?
I can’t imagine Gen X/boomer dudes watching football are gonna be big J Lo and Shakira fans
The game is in Miami. Gloria Estefan did Joe Robbie halftime when she was a geezer too, so there’s precedent.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was still way better than Coldplay or Maroon 5.
Yeah, it wasn’t horrendous or anything. I’m mostly just confused by why J Lo and Shakira are doing it in 2020
Have to appeal to the Gen X/Boomer crowd?
They were showing Latino solidarity since the game is in Miami. I assume that little girl singing Born in the USA was born of immigrants that are here illegally.
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Guys, the super bowl is in Miami. That's why JLo and Shakira
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And Shakira looked great
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