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Well, there it is.
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But I've read it twice since. is your reference to the stirring when he is off the meds?
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The "stirrings" are when they got horny, dude. I was horny during the halftime show. Jesus Christ, bune.
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so then I was right, when he goes off the meds.

also geez dude, get a room.
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you’re all gonna look awkward when EV’s next single is all about girl power and the inappropriateness of the halftime show
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I’m so glad I got to see J Lo’s vagina and butthole during the halftime show. Saved me the effort of having to google her gash after the performance. #SuperBowlSnatch
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It is a little funny how that performance made so many people suddenly super prudish
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i like scantily clad women but not when they are 50 years old and being gang-banged by 6 guys rapping in spanish
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it was a little scary, quite frankly
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96583UP wrote:i like scantily clad women but not when they are 50 years old and being gang-banged by 6 guys rapping in spanish
Then proceed to bring dozens of children on the stage. :thumbsdown:
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96583UP wrote:i like scantily clad women but not when they are 50 years old and being gang-banged by 6 guys rapping in spanish
Then proceed to bring dozens of children on the stage. :thumbsdown:
it was just research!!!
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oh my god the pearl-clutching :haha:
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All the little kids at our super bowl party loved the halftime show. Totally fixated.
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The blatant, pander to the lowest common denominator pregame patriotism was far more offensive than the halftime show.
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spike wrote:The blatant, pander to the lowest common denominator pregame patriotism was far more offensive than the halftime show.
Yeah, that was pretty bad
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spike wrote:The blatant, pander to the lowest common denominator pregame patriotism was far more offensive than the halftime show.
aw huh

The halftime show was great.
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Patrick Mahomes played one of the worst games of his career and still brought his team back from a ten point deficit to an eleven point win. In 7 mins. He's a complete monster and I love him.

Damien Williams still should have been MVP though. :lol:

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:So what is the uproar with the halftime show now? They were "too" sexy? I have angry white middle-aged moms all over my facebook saying it was too inappropriate for a family. Sigh.
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/shaki ... index.html
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Simple Torture wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So what is the uproar with the halftime show now? They were "too" sexy? I have angry white middle-aged moms all over my facebook saying it was too inappropriate for a family. Sigh.
Hey, ruddo.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/shaki ... index.html
Some of the complaints, which were sent to CNN by FCC officials and first obtained by WFAA, came from parents who felt their children were exposed to a "porno show." Other adults thought the show encouraged sex trafficking.

And some people were upset no public warnings were given before the show, which one viewer said was less a musical act than an "X-rated strip club performance."
this one actually makes some sense

TV shows have ratings, right?

what was the Superbowl rated and what would a show with exposed asscheeks on stripper poles be rated

fair question for some people with pre-schoolers watching
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Super Bowl LIII, 50 complaints, vs Super Bowl LIV, 1,312 complaints.

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This is flat out 100% sexism, and should be called out as such.

Janet Jackson also deserves to be awarded another Super Bowl after Justin Timberlake got another one.
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