so you want a lex luthor?BurtReynolds wrote:
He'd look better like this, but would have to spray tan his whole head.
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What was actually said:McParadigm wrote:
“If Rudy Giuliani has any information coming out of the Ukraine, he needs to turn over the Department of Justice .. any documents coming out of the Ukraine..need to be looked at by the intelligence services"
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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That's not what he said. Let me try and translate Miss Lindsey in a way you can understand:
1. "Giuliani's a crime fighter". He's also under criminal investigation.
2. "He's loyal to the President". Because to Miss Lindsey, Trump is royalty now.
3. "The Russians are still up to it. Deterrence is not working". I didn't know that the Senate sitting on election security bills was meant to deter Russia?
4. "So let's look at Hunter Biden's conflict". "Deterrence" isn't working with Russia, so let's investigate Hunter Biden? This is disingenuous and meant to be consumed by morons.
5. He says it plainly twice during the interview: Do not share intel with our intel community, give it directly to Bill Barr at the DOJ. In other words, give it to Trump.
1. "Giuliani's a crime fighter". He's also under criminal investigation.
2. "He's loyal to the President". Because to Miss Lindsey, Trump is royalty now.
3. "The Russians are still up to it. Deterrence is not working". I didn't know that the Senate sitting on election security bills was meant to deter Russia?
4. "So let's look at Hunter Biden's conflict". "Deterrence" isn't working with Russia, so let's investigate Hunter Biden? This is disingenuous and meant to be consumed by morons.
5. He says it plainly twice during the interview: Do not share intel with our intel community, give it directly to Bill Barr at the DOJ. In other words, give it to Trump.
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He actually DOES look way better like that.BurtReynolds wrote:
He'd look better like this, but would have to spray tan his whole head.
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Can’t do the side by side, but Trump really looks like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies. Look at a photo and try to unsee that!
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He looks like Steve Schmidtwease wrote:He actually DOES look way better like that.BurtReynolds wrote:
He'd look better like this, but would have to spray tan his whole head.
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“The Department of Justice is receiving information coming out of the Ukraine from Rudy to see -he told me -they created a process that Rudy can give information and they would see if it’s verified”Bi_3 wrote:What was actually said:McParadigm wrote:
“If Rudy Giuliani has any information coming out of the Ukraine, he needs to turn over the Department of Justice .. any documents coming out of the Ukraine..need to be looked at by the intelligence services"
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Give it directly to Barr and if it can be weaponized for Orange Mans personal gain he will find a way to get it out there**McParadigm wrote:“The Department of Justice is receiving information coming out of the Ukraine from Rudy to see -he told me -they created a process that Rudy can give information and they would see if it’s verified”Bi_3 wrote:What was actually said:McParadigm wrote:
“If Rudy Giuliani has any information coming out of the Ukraine, he needs to turn over the Department of Justice .. any documents coming out of the Ukraine..need to be looked at by the intelligence services"
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Biden is toast
so a whole lotta work for not a lotta gain
they should be trying to bribe other people/things for dirt on other people now
Biden is not going to get the nomination
i mean not like i am encouraging them to bribe things
i just mean bc they are scum and they will be bribing or seek to bribe regardless of my view and accordingly should acknowledge based on the Iowa results that their bribing efforts would probably be better directed elsewhere now
so a whole lotta work for not a lotta gain
they should be trying to bribe other people/things for dirt on other people now
Biden is not going to get the nomination
i mean not like i am encouraging them to bribe things
i just mean bc they are scum and they will be bribing or seek to bribe regardless of my view and accordingly should acknowledge based on the Iowa results that their bribing efforts would probably be better directed elsewhere now
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With Bernie or Liz it's going to be easy: just screech COMMUNIST over and over again.
Not sure what they have planned for Pete but Devin Nunes was photographed at a South Bend airport within the last few days. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
Not sure what they have planned for Pete but Devin Nunes was photographed at a South Bend airport within the last few days. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
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Bernard brethren won't vote for any of the centrists and blacks won't vote for Buttigieg. Centrists are weak-willed and will cave to vote for anyone who isn't Trump. Therefore, the only choice for unity is Bernie. Wait that still doesn't work...
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I'm in Manchester NH right now, surrounded by Joshes ahead of tonight's Trump rally.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I'm in Manchester NH right now, surrounded by Joshes ahead of tonight's Trump rally.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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You might find this hard to believe but I’m pretty sure Trump sues more people than I do.
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DOJ: we rec 7-9 years for Roger Stone, in part because he attempted to intimidate a judge and witness tamper
Trump: (gets mad in tweet)
DOJ: Amazing to think that some people would find voting for four more years of this total system unraveling less destructive than voting for a socialist who has served in the senate for an eternity without ruining anything at all.
Trump: (gets mad in tweet)
DOJ: Amazing to think that some people would find voting for four more years of this total system unraveling less destructive than voting for a socialist who has served in the senate for an eternity without ruining anything at all.
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I blame Bernie for Mitt Romney becoming a socialist.McParadigm wrote:Amazing to think that some people would find voting for four more years of this total system unraveling less destructive than voting for a socialist who has served in the senate for an eternity without ruining anything at all.
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The repositioning of the Justice Department into a political weapon, which the president can weaponize against his enemies and use to protect his friends, is a billion times the story that Iowa was. The fact that the latter story got so much more attention is a warning sign for how little the media learned from 2016.
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