Election 2020
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Re: Election 2020
I’m not running for President, but let’s say I did and won on Election Day and magically had a majority in the senate...and let’s say a justice retired...
I would invite Trump to the White House for a special announcement, really butter him up with wonderful superlatives...then while he stood there on the White House lawn appreciating his own grandeur, I would announce that I am nominating Barack Obama for the Supreme Court and we’ve agreed to waive the filibuster and go directly to vote. I would then resign having completed my one mission of owning the trumpies.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why I cannot be a candidate for president.
I would invite Trump to the White House for a special announcement, really butter him up with wonderful superlatives...then while he stood there on the White House lawn appreciating his own grandeur, I would announce that I am nominating Barack Obama for the Supreme Court and we’ve agreed to waive the filibuster and go directly to vote. I would then resign having completed my one mission of owning the trumpies.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why I cannot be a candidate for president.
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Re: Election 2020
instead he should be swayed by trag's narrative!Simple Torture wrote:He's talking about the primary, not the general election, I think.tragabigzanda wrote:i don't give a fuck who he votes for, so long as he votes with his conscience. He's in one of the bluest states in the country, MA is not gonna go to Trump. He shouldn't feel swayed by any national narrative he doesn't believe in.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I hope this is sarcasmtragabigzanda wrote:Don't do that. The DNC needs to bury the "women aren't electable" narrative once and for all.cutuphalfdead wrote:I'm strongly considering voting for Sanders instead of Warren now just to avoid splitting the progressive vote.
Warren needs to drop out if she has half a brain
her speech last night began as though she was about to do the strategic thing and throw her support to Bernie
instead she pulled a classic Frantic-Aunt move and stuck around well past her welcome
she is the Ralph Nader that will put a Dem Moderate in office
Bernie needs her votes bc he is going to have to fight the Superdelegates, which will be bought by the moderate candidate
Right now, Warren's supporters will aimlessly defect to various candidates. If Warren had any sense she would articulate the argument for them supporting Sanders and hopefully deliver as many of them to the progressive side as possible now before they stray
and then Bernie can proceed as the clear front runner and build more steam as people pry off Butti and the Glob and gravitate to a real weiner
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Re: Election 2020
*winner
that was not meant to imply electoral defect by nominating a woman or a gay man
that was not meant to imply electoral defect by nominating a woman or a gay man
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or the superiority of a circumcised penis
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Re: Election 2020
FUCK ICE
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assuming that Bernie is circumcised
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Re: Election 2020
which he very likely is
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Re: Election 2020
OHHHHHhh I think you caretragabigzanda wrote:I really don't care who wins the primary any more, because it's clear there's not going to be any broad consensus, and the DNC will be grappling with this fundamental split for a while.
I believe Warren is the best candidate running right now on her own merits, but I also believe Bernie is the best candidate to take on Trump in the general. My push for chud to vote for Warren has nothing to do with any of that, and everything to do with voting his conscience so that the DNC has some useful data to work with after the fact.
how you care indeed
you care you care you KNOW IT you care
right know you Warrentonians need to WAKE UP AND FEEL THE BERN BEFORE MINI MIKE PULLS A FAST ONE ON YOU
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he's small, and crafty
and uses Big data
MINI MIKE LOVES BIG DATA
put it on a bumper sticker and SELL IT
and uses Big data
MINI MIKE LOVES BIG DATA
put it on a bumper sticker and SELL IT
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Re: Election 2020
FUCK ICE
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Re: Election 2020
YES
CHANNEL YOUR LUST FOR IDENTITY POLITICS INTO THE FURY OF A BERNIE BRO
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BERN TRUE
CHANNEL YOUR LUST FOR IDENTITY POLITICS INTO THE FURY OF A BERNIE BRO
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BERN TRUE
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FUCK ICE
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This scene is when I first heard of the word circumcision.tragabigzanda wrote:
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you mean everyone doesn't cut part of their dicks off for no reason?
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FUCK ICE
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Why don't any of you Bloomberg Stans want to talk about the racist audio released this week?
Daddy Billionaires response: that was 5 years ago when I was just a 72 year old boy. I'm a grown up now.
Daddy Billionaires response: that was 5 years ago when I was just a 72 year old boy. I'm a grown up now.
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1.) outside of twitter and people whose use job it is to call things racist, no one cares about something from 5 years ago he has already apologized for, and the Bernie Bros probably should have sat on the hit piece until a few days before Super Tuesday when it would still be fresh and have an impactverb_to_trust wrote:Why don't any of you Bloomberg Stans want to talk about the racist audio released this week?
Daddy Billionaires response: that was 5 years ago when I was just a 72 year old boy. I'm a grown up now.
2.) the story broke during the NH primary so it was eaten by The Klob
3.) a majority of Americans agree with what he said and still support stop and frisk (Before you go there, I do not), particularly the voters needed to love the needle against Trump so think about what’s important here...
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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Vote for the old, racist billionaire, he's the only one who can beat the old, racist billionaire!Bi_3 wrote:1.) outside of twitter and people whose use job it is to call things racist, no one cares about something from 5 years ago he has already apologized for, and the Bernie Bros probably should have sat on the hit piece until a few days before Super Tuesday when it would still be fresh and have an impactverb_to_trust wrote:Why don't any of you Bloomberg Stans want to talk about the racist audio released this week?
Daddy Billionaires response: that was 5 years ago when I was just a 72 year old boy. I'm a grown up now.
2.) the story broke during the NH primary so it was eaten by The Klob
3.) a majority of Americans agree with what he said and still support stop and frisk (Before you go there, I do not), particularly the voters needed to love the needle against Trump so think about what’s important here...
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It may be worth the time to take a look at what his proposal actually is:JuanHamm wrote:Vote for the old, racist billionaire, he's the only one who can beat the old, racist billionaire!Bi_3 wrote:1.) outside of twitter and people whose use job it is to call things racist, no one cares about something from 5 years ago he has already apologized for, and the Bernie Bros probably should have sat on the hit piece until a few days before Super Tuesday when it would still be fresh and have an impactverb_to_trust wrote:Why don't any of you Bloomberg Stans want to talk about the racist audio released this week?
Daddy Billionaires response: that was 5 years ago when I was just a 72 year old boy. I'm a grown up now.
2.) the story broke during the NH primary so it was eaten by The Klob
3.) a majority of Americans agree with what he said and still support stop and frisk (Before you go there, I do not), particularly the voters needed to love the needle against Trump so think about what’s important here...
https://www.mikebloomberg.com/news/the- ... ck-america
And google reactions in the black business community to that plan that don’t come from Twitter
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
