Spritzy punkers

[96583UP]

Whipping is for sure

i am starting to feel like Grover in ‘There’s a Monster at the End of this Book’

This is the Pearl Jam fan base in 2020, relating their discomfort in a Pearl Jam discussion to the stories we read our kids. I’m right there with you.

i never thought the first 4 albums could be subject to this

it’s like how Einstein must have felt when they used the A-bomb to kill people

it wasn’t meant to be used that way

[Jorge]

let’s set some ground rules here

nothing from Ten, Vs., Vitalogy, or No Code can be considered a ‘Spritzy Punker’

when i coined this concept it was specifically directed as an insult to aging pearl jam trying to act young and sounding terrible

Yield was the first album in which the band can first be considered ‘old’

and good luck nominating any of those songs from Yield <makes sheeshy exhaling sound>

let’s stick to when Ed’s hairline started receding

It's Platys post so he gets to make the rules...and he didn't make any rules so away we go

I'm happy to just start a conversation

[liebzz]

Whipping is for sure

i am starting to feel like Grover in ‘There’s a Monster at the End of this Book’

This is the Pearl Jam fan base in 2020, relating their discomfort in a Pearl Jam discussion to the stories we read our kids. I’m right there with you.

i never thought the first 4 albums could be subject to this

it’s like how Einstein must have felt when they used the A-bomb to kill people

it wasn’t meant to be used that way

Is Dirty Frank the OG spritzer?

[96583UP]

Whipping is for sure

i am starting to feel like Grover in ‘There’s a Monster at the End of this Book’

This is the Pearl Jam fan base in 2020, relating their discomfort in a Pearl Jam discussion to the stories we read our kids. I’m right there with you.

i never thought the first 4 albums could be subject to this

it’s like how Einstein must have felt when they used the A-bomb to kill people

it wasn’t meant to be used that way

Is Dirty Frank the OG spritzer?

no that was a funk song

[Strat]

Id consider numbersup a spritzy poster

[Jorge]

When I invented the term "spritzy punker", I was imagining upbeat, "happy" sounding tracks like "Supersonic" and "Big Wave", but I'm happy to let you all build on what I started

[Strat]

Eh. im over it.

[96583UP]

i definitely used the term ‘spritzy punk’ first

but i agree that the ‘punker’ adaptation was not mine

and thus

i yield nagasaki’s fate to the hoardes

[Jorge]

No I used spritzy first

[96583UP]

No I used spritzy first

oh shit it’s on <preparing to utilize search function>

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah let's talk about Dad ballads or something

[96583UP]

..... and we’re back

[url]http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.phpf=15&t=5107&p=1140337&hilit=“spritzy+punk”#p1140337[/url]

[96583UP]

damn bbs!

[Jorge]

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... 749#p28749

[96583UP]

LOFL

that’s the kind of thing that gets a person elected president these days

[E.H. Ruddock]

Jorge wins

[96583UP]

enough of this flim flam

let’s get down to brass tax

who’s a spritzer and who’s not

i think it’s time for some OP candidates

and from there we white-knuckle our way down to the true spaghetti-wristers

[96583UP]

maybe this should be this year’s RMarch Madness tournament

‘Pearl Jam’s Worst Spritzy Punker’

i think we could scrape out a decent size chunk of candidates

[Ms Harmless]

there are absolutely spritzers on Vitalogy

compare and contrast:

da-da, da da da! (spin the black circle!)

da-da, da da da! (spin the black, spin the black!)

and

daaaa! daaaa! daaa! da, da, da, da! (super blood wolf moon...!)

daaaa! daaaa! daaa! da, da, da, da! (super blood wolf moon...!)

[Anders]

Would you say that Vitalogy was the godfather of spritz?