Anybody want a Corona?

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If ever there was a disease designed to keep people isolated and away from each except on social media...
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Stupids.
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It’s blowing up in South Korea something to do with a church/death cult spreading it intentionally?
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I hope I get home before this takes off here.
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I was asked if I wanted to spend a few weeks in Malaysia, today. They're trying to setup a new production line because China is on lock down. Tempting, but I declined. Had visions of being in quarantine and eating rats...cellmates, what have you.
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or even just being there but feeling hesitant about traveling around and experiencing the scene

there's definitely gonna be a bunch of people there who have it

they just won't show up in the numbers

they are tracing back a bunch of the European cases to a malaysian man at a conference in singapore weeks ago
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Allegedly there’s an outbreak in Northern Italy
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No allegedly about it
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fucking crazy:

Northern Italy Has 51 Coronavirus Cases (8:42 a.m. NY)

The Lombardy region has 39 coronavirus cases with another 12 cases in the Veneto, regional officials said in a press conference Saturday in Milan. Most of the cases are in the Codogno area, 60 kilometers (37 miles) from Milan. A woman who was found dead in her home subsequently tested positive, the health secretary said. Earlier, three tourists in Rome were diagnosed with the virus.
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this is definitely coming to major US and European cities. it's just a matter of time.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
96583UP wrote:fucking crazy:

Northern Italy Has 51 Coronavirus Cases (8:42 a.m. NY)

The Lombardy region has 39 coronavirus cases with another 12 cases in the Veneto, regional officials said in a press conference Saturday in Milan. Most of the cases are in the Codogno area, 60 kilometers (37 miles) from Milan. A woman who was found dead in her home subsequently tested positive, the health secretary said. Earlier, three tourists in Rome were diagnosed with the virus.
I have a hunch this is largely based on their food & hospitality practices, which are both very raw (in the literal sense) and rustic.
i think some business person who was in or was near someone who went to asia visited there and didn't know they had it and now they all have it

sounds like this thing can lie dormant and you dont feel sick but are contagious

the WHO had modeled a 1 person -> infects 2.5 people model so this could now be the 2nd derivative effect we are seeing
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Well that’s something.

Animated map from NYT of how many flights in and out and over China before and after the flight cancellations

https://www.instagram.com/p/B83z0zUnGdB ... 97jml1sppu
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dimejinky99 wrote:Well that’s something.

Animated map from NYT of how many flights in and out and over China before and after the flight cancellations

https://www.instagram.com/p/B83z0zUnGdB ... 97jml1sppu
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Well that’s racist. Or xenophobic

Or something
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dimejinky99 wrote:Well that’s something.

Animated map from NYT of how many flights in and out and over China before and after the flight cancellations

https://www.instagram.com/p/B83z0zUnGdB ... 97jml1sppu
What a great thing for the environment this outbreak is
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96583UP wrote:this is definitely coming to major US and European cities. it's just a matter of time.

Amazon prime day coming up.

All those packages going out in every region

How many of the items made in Asia? Who packed it? Who handled it along the way?


We’re doooooomed!


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