Sports Announcers: The Good, The Bad, The Cliched

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 1:38 am

King: that should have been a dunk by Biyombo but the pass hit him in a bad place.

Funk: yeah, his hands

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 1:56 am

Biyombo has checked back in....

King: that's zellars third foul

Funk: He gives them something Biyombo doesn't, the ability to score

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 1:57 am

Biyombo leaves a hook shot way short

Funk: You don't want to be throwing him the ball

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 1:59 am

King: Monk was looking for Biyombo

*Scary Terry hits three*

Funk: that's what you want to do, don't throw it to Biyombo

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 2:41 am

After Biyombo travels

"Bring a suitcase next time Biyombo"

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 2:41 am

Funk: the foul is on Sato but they put the right guy on the foul line in Biyombo

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Fri February 21, 2020 2:47 am

Keep 'em coming verb.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 2:59 am

I don't know if they will go back to Biyombo in crunch time. Funks right, he sucks.

numbers · Post by **numbers** » Fri February 21, 2020 12:18 pm

Kevin Harlan and Romo is my dream announce team.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Fri February 21, 2020 1:43 pm

I wish Mark Jackson got an offer to coach some crappy college team so Breen and JVG could announce games alone.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 2:43 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:I wish Mark Jackson got an offer to coach some crappy college team so Breen and JVG could announce games alone.

They'd bring in Richard Jefferson or promote the cloying cringe fest that is Doris Burke.

Post by **Bammer** » Fri February 21, 2020 3:16 pm

MD please change thread title to include favorite announcer stuff so I can talk about Kevin Colabro.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 3:26 pm

I fucking love Kevin Colabro. Old Shawn Kemp mix tapes are awesome enough but Calabro takes them to another level.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 21, 2020 3:28 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:I wish Mark Jackson got an offer to coach some crappy college team so Breen and JVG could announce games alone.

Would St John's hire this moron after the Chris Mullin failure

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Sun February 23, 2020 1:06 am

Bulls Suns tonight. Funk just called Devin Booker Derrick Booker, but I'm thinking he might pick Ayton as DPNFSO tonight. Tip off in a few mins.

washing machine · Sun February 23, 2020 1:32 am

"The Washington Nationals are your 2019 World Series Champions!"

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Sun February 23, 2020 1:44 am

It took Funk until about 10 min to go in the second but he seems to have indeed targeted Ayton.

"Aytons playing for the Bulls out there"

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Sun February 23, 2020 2:11 am

Funk: "Is Ayton going to have double digit turnovers tonight?"

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Sun February 23, 2020 2:40 am

Funk: " Ayton with it. He was a turnover waiting to happen in the first half"

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Sun February 23, 2020 3:15 am

Funk: Ayton, who was a human turnover in the first half

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