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Based on the quick spread of the coronavirus on the Diamond Princess cruise ship, it’s likely the coronavirus spreads similarly to the norovirus, which is through the fecal-oral route and through contaminated objects called fomites that eventually contaminate our food and water.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Well that’s racist. Or xenophobic

Or something
yerrow moon says what.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
96583UP wrote:this is definitely coming to major US and European cities. it's just a matter of time.

Amazon prime day coming up.

All those packages going out in every region

How many of the items made in Asia? Who packed it? Who handled it along the way?


We’re doooooomed!


I was walking around Cambodia with an open wound on my leg and slashed my finger on the overhead luggage compartment on the plane home. (See here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B82_9bMHFD_ ... o16sns1z4u )

I feel funny

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bune wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Well that’s racist. Or xenophobic

Or something
yerrow moon says what.

I forgot about that. I’m tired
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96583UP wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
96583UP wrote:fucking crazy:

Northern Italy Has 51 Coronavirus Cases (8:42 a.m. NY)

The Lombardy region has 39 coronavirus cases with another 12 cases in the Veneto, regional officials said in a press conference Saturday in Milan. Most of the cases are in the Codogno area, 60 kilometers (37 miles) from Milan. A woman who was found dead in her home subsequently tested positive, the health secretary said. Earlier, three tourists in Rome were diagnosed with the virus.
I have a hunch this is largely based on their food & hospitality practices, which are both very raw (in the literal sense) and rustic.
i think some business person who was in or was near someone who went to asia visited there and didn't know they had it and now they all have it

sounds like this thing can lie dormant and you dont feel sick but are contagious

the WHO had modeled a 1 person -> infects 2.5 people model so this could now be the 2nd derivative effect we are seeing
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The outbreak near Milan appears to have taken off once a 38-year-old man who hadn’t traveled to China got sick, according to officials. He visited an emergency room several times with respiratory problems over the past week, but no special measures were taken and he was initially sent home with antibiotics because he wasn’t considered to be at risk.

Several people at the hospital, including some health workers, caught the virus, as did a number of people who frequented a bar where the 38-year-old had been. He is now at a hospital in critical, but stable condition.

Health officials said they are still looking for the person who passed the virus to the 38-year-old. They suspect a friend of his who returned to Italy from China in late January, but didn’t show symptoms or get sick, according to Italian press reports.
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Six dead in Iran. How long before we start seeing it conveniently pop up in enemy camps in Syria or other hot zones?
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BurtReynolds wrote:Six dead in Iran. How long before we start seeing it conveniently pop up in enemy camps in Syria or other hot zones?

There’s a huge death toll in Iran but it’s not being reported and they had an election the past few days apparently
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Wait until it hits Africa.
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Ethiopia airlines still ok to fly in and out of China. Guess where the head of the WHO is from

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surfndestroy wrote:Wait until it hits Africa.

It gives me hope that we are not seeing mass infections in India yet. If there was anywhere it could spread like wildfire...


But the good news is by controlling people moving in and out of the country at our borders and making informed decisions based on their history, we have been able to limit infections here so far. We do control our borders, right?
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all I know is that you need to keep Madagascar locked down to stave off the world wide infection. that gets hit and we're screwed.
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(patriotic choking noises)
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yeah it’s probably here

was a good run while it lasted

at least all these PJ shows are indoors and located in urban areas near Chinatowns
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96583UP wrote:yeah it’s probably here

was a good run while it lasted

at least all these PJ shows are indoors and located in urban areas near Chinatowns
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guess Brexit came at the perfect time to shut the border?

Italy now at 152 cases and with Schengen zone seems inevitable it will spread
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At some point a disease has got to be considered "out", right?
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Pixies cancelled their Asian tour (due to start this week) on account of the virus.
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Austria have cancelled all trains to and from from Italy.
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Hubei Update

New Deaths - 149 (so 1 in the rest of China)
New Confirmed - 398 (so 11 in the rest of China)

Total Confirmed - 64,287
Serious/Critical - 9,430

Make what you want of those figures - that's the biggest death toll in one day?
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3 cases in Kuwait and one in Bahrain
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