Anybody want a Corona?

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri February 28, 2020 3:38 am

Fox News headline at the start of the 2009 Ebola outbreak: Why is Obama contributing to Ebolaphobia? (The story: Ebola was a nothingburger and Obama was not doing enough to calm nerves)

Fox News headline at the height of the Ebola outbreak: Obama’s new Ebola plan: another boondoggle? (The story: Obama has been too slow to acknowledge and react to the outbreak from the start, and his new plan is not enough either)

Fox News after Donald Trump literally spreads the disease within the US because he wanted to force a story he thought would calm markets, and also he put the government’s medical messaging system on lockdown because it might make him look bad: Why is the left determined to find fault in Trump no matter what?

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Fri February 28, 2020 3:42 am

FUCK ICE

Post by **96583UP** » Fri February 28, 2020 3:45 am

shocker

who fucking cares, really

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

trump shmump

Post by **96583UP** » Fri February 28, 2020 3:48 am

i wonder if chinese restaurants are experiencing a decline in U.S. patronage

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Fri February 28, 2020 4:01 am

FUCK ICE

simple schoolboy · Fri February 28, 2020 4:03 am

Are there going to be runs on non-perishables this weekend, or are the not-extremely-online still not paying attention?

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Fri February 28, 2020 4:53 am

Laura Ingram used to be a man, correct?

Post by **96583UP** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:14 am

i think i might buy chinese food tomorrow

JUST TO SAY FUCK YOU TO CORONA VIRUS

#wontonstrong

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:23 am

verb_to_trust wrote:Laura Ingram used to be a man, correct?

correct

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:37 am

That’s ok, so did Marco Rubio.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:38 am

That was a stupid joke. I promise to do better.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:38 am

McParadigm wrote:That’s ok, so did Marco Rubio.

Haha

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:40 am

McParadigm wrote:That was a stupid joke. I promise to do better.

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McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:46 am

knee tunes wrote:
McParadigm wrote:That was a stupid joke. I promise to do better.
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Sorry. I was starting a list of things I wish 96583UP would say at least once.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Fri February 28, 2020 5:50 am

McParadigm wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
McParadigm wrote: 1. That was a stupid joke. I promise to do better.
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Sorry. I was starting a list of things I wish 96583UP would say at least once.

2. PM me

dimejinky99 · Post by **dimejinky99** » Fri February 28, 2020 6:02 am

So have any of you seen the reinfection rates?

Oh boy

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Fri February 28, 2020 11:39 am

Norwegian government has released some numbers: Mortality globally at 2%, but they expect this to actually be lower, since many with mild symptoms have not been tested.The mortality is higher than the flu, but lower than SARS, which was at 10%.

More than 80% get a mild variety of the illness, 20% get ill, and 5% seriously ill.

With the flu, your body often aches. This seldom happens with the corona. The symptoms are otherwise similar to the flu, with coughing, fever, sore throat and a stuffy nose.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri February 28, 2020 12:48 pm

simple schoolboy wrote:Are there going to be runs on non-perishables this weekend, or are the not-extremely-online still not paying attention?

My garage right now

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Fri February 28, 2020 12:58 pm

Good choice.

LetMeSleep · Post by **LetMeSleep** » Fri February 28, 2020 1:03 pm

Chest freezer full. Store room has lots of tins and
dried goods plus toiletries and cleaning products.
About ten dozen bog rolls. Ten litres of sanitizer.

Red Mosquito

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