Anybody want a Corona?

[verb_to_trust]

Who wants to tell them that Pearl Jam tour isn’t happening this year? Anywhere

Stop it please

Seagulls... stop it now


Seriously though. Not a hope this tour goes ahead. Look at it.

And they’ll pitch it as well want to keep you guys safe and healthy it’s not worth the risk’

Count on it

Definitely a lot of beards at Pearl jam shows

[Bi_3]

Have you seen the beard warning?

Hipsters gonna lose their minds.

Beards are reeeeeally bad fo spreading the virus

this virus is really hitting all the right demographics

- iranian leadership
- elderly republicans
- hipsters

who else needs some?!?!?

Everyone with a rose by their twitter handle.

[verb_to_trust]

Have you seen the beard warning?

Hipsters gonna lose their minds.

Beards are reeeeeally bad fo spreading the virus

this virus is really hitting all the right demographics

- iranian leadership
- elderly republicans
- hipsters

who else needs some?!?!?

Everyone with a rose by their twitter handle.

Bloomberg Stans

[dimejinky99]

And it’s just arrived in Dublin

[BurtReynolds]

[BurtReynolds]

[LoathedVermin72]

We should replace the handshake with that in all scenarios anyway

[Rob]

I would rather risk corona virus than have to do this.

[Donald]

At what point can we just start calling this the flu?

[Rob]

At what point can we just start calling this the flu?

Never. It's a corona virus.

[Donald]

At what point can we just start calling this the flu?

Never. It's a corona virus.

So a different strain of flu then

[wease]

And it’s just arrived in Dublin

I wonder how it could've gotten there, dime.

[Rob]

At what point can we just start calling this the flu?

Never. It's a corona virus.

So a different strain of flu then

No, it's literally a corona virus, not the flu.

[96583UP]

At what point can we just start calling this the Kung flu?

Never. that would be offensive to asians

ugh maybe but i really expected more puns by now and it makes SO much sense to call it this

[Bi_3]

Does the coronavirus cause power outages or something?

People won’t be able to gather anymore - at places like ... power plants. So, yeah.

I don't think it's that serious. Most industrial systems are highly automated at this point (assuming someone doesnt conduct industrial sabotage or a cyberattack).

I would be more concerned about existing food deserts in cities getting restocked (warehouses are susceptible and the workers are unlikely to take off for fear of getting fired) and nursing home or full-time care residents getting what they need if medical staff are unable to work or redirected to care for sick kids. Hurricane Katrina might be a closer model to what to expect.

Not happy to be right here, but apparently there is major concern 50 people in a nursing home in WA have been infected

[BurtReynolds]

[Bammer]

That Eric Quach guy seems like a Grade A douche.

Burt, you’re a follower of his, are ya?

[BurtReynolds]

no. what's douchey about him? are you anti-yangang, racist?

[verb_to_trust]

All you really need is toilet paper and some canned goods. People need to calm down.

[BurtReynolds]

And get your prescriptions filled.