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tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Rhode Island's got one, we've got one!
My wife's grandmother lives in an affordable housing building in Cranston (her stubborn choice, despite better opportunities). This does not bode well.
If it makes you feel any better, it is apparently a teacher from Pawtucket who went on a school trip to Italy. School is closed for two days for disinfecting and all students and teachers are self-quarantining for another week or so.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Rhode Island's got one, we've got one!
My wife's grandmother lives in an affordable housing building in Cranston (her stubborn choice, despite better opportunities). This does not bode well.
If it makes you feel any better, it is apparently a teacher from Pawtucket who went on a school trip to Italy. School is closed for two days for disinfecting and all students and teachers are self-quarantining for another week or so.
that actually does help, thanks
Rhode Island's going to Rhode Island: slueths on local Facebook groups have released who the patient is, where his wife works, where his kids go to school, and where he's currently receiving treatment.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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BurtReynolds wrote:no. what's douchey about him? are you anti-yangang, racist?
No, my comment about this douche guy with a douche Twitter handle making a douche Costco/coronavirus post was not racially motivated.
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Bi_3 wrote:For your overactive imaginations:

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboar ... 7b48e9ecf6
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i read something that said in China automobile sales are down like 90% or something

bc everyone is on lock-down to stay home

so if the US follows their panic-mode playbook, wait 3-4 weeks and it might be a great time to buy that new car when dealerships are on death's door try to move their inventory off the lot
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Bi_3 wrote:For your overactive imaginations:

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboar ... 7b48e9ecf6
Is Dime Ireland's one confirmed case?
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The first case of coronavirus in New York City was confirmed on Sunday to be a woman in her late 30s who recently traveled to Iran, a state official said.

Governor Cuomo released a statement on Sunday night announcing the first case in the state. A source told The Post that the woman lives in Manhattan.

“The patient, a woman in her late thirties, contracted the virus while traveling abroad in Iran, and is currently isolated in her home,” Cuomo said in the statement.

Despite the state’s first case of the deadly virus, Cuomo insisted, “There is no cause for surprise — this was expected.”
https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/first-cas ... manhattan/
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One of the patients is in my hospital.
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You look good, ruddo.
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Simple Torture wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Rhode Island's got one, we've got one!
My wife's grandmother lives in an affordable housing building in Cranston (her stubborn choice, despite better opportunities). This does not bode well.
If it makes you feel any better, it is apparently a teacher from Pawtucket who went on a school trip to Italy. School is closed for two days for disinfecting and all students and teachers are self-quarantining for another week or so.
that actually does help, thanks
Rhode Island's going to Rhode Island: slueths on local Facebook groups have released who the patient is, where his wife works, where his kids go to school, and where he's currently receiving treatment.
got two now
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Rhode Island's got one, we've got one!
My wife's grandmother lives in an affordable housing building in Cranston (her stubborn choice, despite better opportunities). This does not bode well.
If it makes you feel any better, it is apparently a teacher from Pawtucket who went on a school trip to Italy. School is closed for two days for disinfecting and all students and teachers are self-quarantining for another week or so.
that actually does help, thanks
Rhode Island's going to Rhode Island: slueths on local Facebook groups have released who the patient is, where his wife works, where his kids go to school, and where he's currently receiving treatment.
got two now
There's only like 8 of us down here so:

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FUCK ICE
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it's a good thing we only eat organic food in my household. the rest of you suckers are all doomed.
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That report that WA state was looking into the virus and says it could have been around in January in the US is interesting.

Maybe COVID-19 has been prevalent in the wild and we didn't know about it because we weren't actively looking for it until the China event happened.
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still not it.

shit, another one died since I posted that.
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I would love to know the ages/medical history of those who have died.
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