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R.I.P.
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Damn. He was 93? I had no idea he was that old.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray.
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a man who's purity makes mahatma ghandi look like a child pornographer
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He already slept naked next to little girls so96583UP wrote:a man who's purity makes mahatma ghandi look like a child pornographer
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ezj3 ... d-with-himtragabigzanda wrote:???LoathedVermin72 wrote:He already slept naked next to little girls so96583UP wrote:a man who's purity makes mahatma ghandi look like a child pornographer
He confronted this inability to control male libido head-on when he vowed celibacy (without discussing it with his wife) back in India, and using women—including some underage girls, like his grand-niece—to test his sexual patience. He'd sleep naked next to them in bed without touching them, making sure he didn't get aroused; these women were props to coax him into celibacy.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Thanks for sharing this. I’d never heard anything about this.LoathedVermin72 wrote:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ezj3 ... d-with-himtragabigzanda wrote:???LoathedVermin72 wrote:He already slept naked next to little girls so96583UP wrote:a man who's purity makes mahatma ghandi look like a child pornographer
He confronted this inability to control male libido head-on when he vowed celibacy (without discussing it with his wife) back in India, and using women—including some underage girls, like his grand-niece—to test his sexual patience. He'd sleep naked next to them in bed without touching them, making sure he didn't get aroused; these women were props to coax him into celibacy.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Adds a whole new layer to that expression ‘her snatch was dryer than Ghandis sandals’
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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That’s an expression?!?dimejinky99 wrote:Adds a whole new layer to that expression ‘her snatch was dryer than Ghandis sandals’
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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wease wrote:That’s an expression?!?dimejinky99 wrote:Adds a whole new layer to that expression ‘her snatch was dryer than Ghandis sandals’
It is here. Meaning she’s too young and the male is a pedo and or she’s an unpleasurable bitch
**or to describe your mouth when your hungover and parched
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What do I have to do to make “unpleasurable bitch” my custom rank
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It should be up there with navy bean under our profile pics. No better man to have it either it’s yours 
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Grab a bite to eat with me this weekend when I'm in Denver and I'll change it for youLoathedVermin72 wrote:What do I have to do to make “unpleasurable bitch” my custom rank
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