Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... tsheet.pdfBurtReynolds wrote:what are the actual symptoms?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
oh notragabigzanda wrote:Distrust of government, supreme love of vapor waveBurtReynolds wrote:what are the actual symptoms?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I overheard a conversation in a hospital. No hospitals test for it except for maybe some in the state of Washington. The reason is the test costs $3000. The person also claims that masks aren't important and that the focus should be on hand-washing.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Masks are mostly important for the infected to minimize droplet spread and the frontline caregivers. Everyone else, wash your hands and try to avoid sick people.DWFB wrote:I overheard a conversation in a hospital. No hospitals test for it except for maybe some in the state of Washington. The reason is the test costs $3000. The person also claims that masks aren't important and that the focus should be on hand-washing.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Tests are still only happening on a pretty limited basis. We’re low on masks, and providers have been given guidelines that limit their use to exceptionally high needs areas.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
pretty sure we all have it
just keep away from elderly smokers
that should be the guidance
no need to cancel NBA games, conventions, etc
just keep the old people away
just keep away from elderly smokers
that should be the guidance
no need to cancel NBA games, conventions, etc
just keep the old people away
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Does this mean I'm not getting a high five from Mike in Baltimore?
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you can get a HIV-five in baltimore any time you like
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I'm proud of our citizens. I haven't seen near as many masked over this compared to when the swine flue was about to wipe out our planet. Back then it was like Halloween for adults every day. Though i have noticed a few people lately driving around by themselves with masks on.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
This was an excellent posttragabigzanda wrote:Distrust of government, supreme love of vapor waveBurtReynolds wrote:what are the actual symptoms?
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Come on all of us could foe up to five people. Easily.theplatypus wrote:a HANDFUL?Birds in Hell wrote:There’s a handful of RMers I would love to foe however it never works as everyone quotes their posts anyway.
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Is that not enough?theplatypus wrote:a HANDFUL?Birds in Hell wrote:There’s a handful of RMers I would love to foe however it never works as everyone quotes their posts anyway.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Depends if you have small hands or not...Birds in Hell wrote:Is that not enough?theplatypus wrote:a HANDFUL?Birds in Hell wrote:There’s a handful of RMers I would love to foe however it never works as everyone quotes their posts anyway.
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Donald wrote:Depends if you have small hands or not...Birds in Hell wrote:Is that not enough?theplatypus wrote:a HANDFUL?Birds in Hell wrote:There’s a handful of RMers I would love to foe however it never works as everyone quotes their posts anyway.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 71286.html
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Classic bB wrote:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-flu-vaccine-us-pandemic-meeting-leonard-schleifer-a9371286.html
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Trump pays that person who said "probably not" thoB wrote: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 71286.html
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
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