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Hey daft. What shows are you going to? What do you think about the new songs ?
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Strat wrote:Hey daft. What shows are you going to? What do you think about the new songs ?
NYC (still sorry), St. Louis, and Budapest.

Oh, and I really like both songs, especially SBWM.
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Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

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he is each of him fwucked
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wow

kinda cool

hilarious that jeff dislikes him
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It’s not just the editing. That guy is more than a little psycho


I wonder is he on RM
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You guys think that clown has room for a purple drum set?
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I’m pretty sure I saw this guy in action. In 2013 they did that pop up shop at the Showbox. One of the raffle prizes was a full sheet of PJ baseball cards or some other shit like that, I don’t remember exactly what the prize was. A full collection of something.

To get a raffle ticket you had to buy a glassybaby candle, and some of the proceeds went to charity. Those things are like at least $50 each.

This guy basically buys all of them. Maybe not all but a shit-ton. And yes he won the raffle.

Same guy? Not sure, but after seeing that video he rings familiar.
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I just googled him and he’s the owner of Mac Tools.

Yes, he owns a tool company.

He is a certified tool (company owner).
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is he single?
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96583UP wrote:is he single?
Not sure but he has a tiny penis if that’s your thing
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is there any pearl jam fan out there that has a large penis?
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96583UP wrote:is there any pearl jam fan out there that has a large penis?
I refuse to click the link that phatj PM’d me so I wouldn’t know
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I’m trying to grow my dick and fix things.
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pearl jam sucks now
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tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.

I spat my tea out when he said that.

The bit about each band member liking him ...weeeeeird


He took mikes wife up completely the wrong way too. And it’s scary he didn’t get it
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pearl jam sucks now
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tragabigzanda wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.

I spat my tea out when he said that.

The bit about each band member liking him ...weeeeeird


He took mikes wife up completely the wrong way too. And it’s scary he didn’t get it
I spoke with Mike for five minutes last winter, and his wife's vibe was like "Why are you talking to us?" Can't imagine she enjoys seeing this guy every few days.
The band needs to James Dolan/Spike Lee his ass. Stat.
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tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I messaged him on Linked In
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