Anybody want a Corona?

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[verb_to_trust]

Didn't someone die in Matt Gaetzs district right after he wore that gasmask on the hill before the aid vote?

[Self]

Let's all buy up Amazon's supply of Lysol and stay home until Memorial Day. I'm down, as long as the packie stays open.

[96583UP]

i checked for Charmin ultra soft on amazon, just for shits (pun intended), and it was unavailable with no restock date

[knee tunes]

Coronatose

Lock her up


Well fuckin played chud

Thief!

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... e#p1482051

[Bi_3]

Coronatose

Lock her up


Well fuckin played chud

Thief!

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... e#p1482051

Ugh. I posted that same lame ass pun early in the week, but it appears you beat me by a few hours

[Norah]

welp

[Bi_3]

welp

[96583UP]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA coronavirus found in CPAC attendees. That place was crawling with WH staffers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... e-updates/

kareful,

karma

[LetMeSleep]

Trump, Pence, Sanders and Biden all ripe for C19.

[96583UP]

Trump, Pence, Sanders and Biden all ripe for CB4

true, they love that movie

[Simple Torture]

downtown seattle is eerily nice right now...we can walk into any restaurant and bar...plenty of street parking if you want to come

My parents were scheduled to go to Seattle in late April, but it sounds like they're going to cancel--and while they're definitely concerned health-wise, they've also been hearing that it's just no fun now.

[96583UP]

awesome

London Heathrow Baggage Handlers Test Positive for Virus

Coronavirus has reached Europe’s busiest airport, after two British Airways baggage handlers at London Heathrow tested positive for the disease.

The affected workers are recovering in isolation at home, British Airways parent IAG SA said Friday in an email. A small number of the luggage handlers’ colleagues are also being tested, a person familiar with the matter said.

The outbreak’s presence at such a heavily traversed junction is likely to escalate concerns about air travel after the virus’s spread from Asia caused consumers in Europe and the U.S. to pull back. The International Air Transport Association warned this week that carriers may lose $113 billion in sales this year, almost four times more than its estimate of the epidemic’s impact from just two weeks earlier.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... -for-virus

[96583UP]

Let's all just calm down and think this through:

Hotels, Airlines, Restaurant industries all going into the toilet

Crash in U.S. consumption leads to widespread layoffs

Housing industry stalls in the face of tanked equity markets and spike in unemployment

Auto lending which was already loaded with peak subprime lending bursts in defaults and collapse in demand from creditworthy buyers

Oil & Gas concurrently gets crushed by massive demand decrease and massive supply increase. Wave of defaults hits bank lenders just as banks get crushed by massive plunge in net-interest-margin from Fed rate cuts. Banks curtail lending

China's economy went from 25% fiction to 85% fiction

Top half of Italy is in quarantine. Spread inevitably hits France and Germany. Europe locks down.

Drop in US interest rates weakens U.S. dollar. US purchases of foreign goods decline, foreign direct investment declines. Emerging and International markets decline in absence of U.S. expenditures. Leads to a sovereign default

it's gonna be fine

[McParadigm]

It’s weirding me out how quiet it is out there

[Anders]

Both a cousin of mine and a friend of mine are in quarantine.

[LetMeSleep]

If they’re healthy they’ll be fine. All the best though, Anders.

[Anders]

Thank you. My cousin is healthy, and I think it’s more of a safety measure, as she’s a teacher where there’s been an outbreak.

My friend has a lot of health issues though, and he’s also feeling very sick. Hopefully it’s just the flu.

[dimejinky99]

It seems to on an unstoppable rampage in Iran

[Anders]

They released all prisoners with less than a 5 year sentence.