The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[E.H. Ruddock]

Someone texted me this today. Awesome.

[bune]

what the actual hell is that.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[bart]

Honestly thought John Cleese was Mr. Belvedere for a moment

[epilogue]

Honestly thought John Cleese was Mr. Belvedere for a moment

AL

[Stickman]

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Anders]

That sounds like a good movie.

[VinylGuy]

I havent seen the new Invisible Man movie yet, but there are rumors about Karyn Kusama doing Dracula.

Fuck, im so in.

[Stickman]

[verb_to_trust]

Thinking back on the Bond delay it would almost seem like the rich elites had access to projections we did not for just how bad COVID19 would be.

[BurtReynolds]

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/249280 ... 4oWC_tK0JY

Cats Allegedly Added Buttholes, Then Removed Them, And Now Fans Want The Butthole Cut

[The Argonaut]

Thinking back on the Bond delay it would almost seem like the rich elites had access to projections we did not for just how bad COVID19 would be.

Meh, the delay was announced when the concept of social distancing was already in the zeitgeist in the states and when China was already in full lockdown mode. Movies make a lot of money in China these days

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

that score is too much

No shit! What's with the fucking monster noises? It's not fucking Godzilla. Just awful.

[LoathedVermin72]

I hope this is good

[E.H. Ruddock]

Definitely has me interested

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

So it's John Carpenter's The Thing but on a boat. And no Kurt Russel.

[LoathedVermin72]

Don’t trust streaming platforms, people.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/14/2122 ... al-digital

[Monkey_Driven]

Does anyone really "trust" streaming platforms?