I assume that by then Trump will have managed to infect his dumb self and passed on, and his base will have already decided that the autopsy was fake and he was assassinated by the New York Times. Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs. So we’ll all be a little bit tense and antisocial.BurtReynolds wrote:Assuming this acts like the flu, its also a matter of delaying it's spread as much as possible until April/May.
Anybody want a Corona?
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Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Maybe if they focused all health care only on those who actually require healthcare there would be less panic and more treatment. Health care and supporting services are finite resources. Thinking that any country can ramp up having test kits and processing test kits for all without taking away capacity from treating those actually requiring immediate health care is just wrong.McParadigm wrote:At the point where you decide you’d rather flood the healthcare system to death than make the effort to spread the infections out over time.BurtReynolds wrote:At what point is trying to stop the spread worse than just letting it run its course?
Everything I have read has a general agreement on;
40% - 70% infection rate in the end,
of those infected,
75% will be minor flu like symptoms,
20% will have bad flu like symptoms,
5% will require medical assistance,
1% - 2% mortality rate.
The quicker we can identify who is at risk at being in that 5% pool requiring medical assistance if infected the better. Communicate clearly so people can make informed decisions on the correct actions to take to mitigate getting C19 and what to do if they suspect they have it. And for those identifying as at risk of being in the 5% pool, a much more detailed of do's and don't's to follow.
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Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
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Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?surfndestroy wrote:Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
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whiskey? i got whiskey..
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People who don’t smoke pot apparentlyMcParadigm wrote:Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?surfndestroy wrote:Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
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I can't believe I forgot about the number one tip of survival: make sure you can get high daily. Priorities.
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Like I was going to leave my money on the stock market.McParadigm wrote:Six months’ supply? Who has six thousand dollars just lying around?surfndestroy wrote:Speak for yourself, I have 6 months of drugs arriving via parcel post tomorrow. The glories of legalized cannabis.McParadigm wrote:Also by then I will have run out of alcohol and drugs.
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gotta make that hand sanitizer somehow.BurtReynolds wrote:Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
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Hmmm, and I've been learning how to make alcohol from hand sanitizer.bune wrote:gotta make that hand sanitizer somehow.BurtReynolds wrote:Wait no one said anything about alcohol shortages! Wtf now I'm panicking.
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haha the internet is good for at least one thing
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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jesus christ
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Chinese style authoritarianism is gonna start looking a lot more attractive after this.
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‘I guess we’re about to find out which meetings could have been emails after all’

Calibrate your enthusiasm