Anybody want a Corona?

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how many of those did you print, burt?
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BurtReynolds wrote:Image
Some people with COVID-19 may sometimes experience additional symptoms, such as:

runny or stuffy nose
sore throat
headache
body aches and pains
diarrhea
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oh no then by all means fill 10 shopping carts with shit wipes.
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:haha:



The second one



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I haven't come in contact with anyone yet who's contracted the Corona virus and has gotten diarrhea
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Donald wrote:I haven't come in contact with anyone yet who's contracted the Corona virus and has gotten diarrhea
Well then what have ya done?
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doug rr wrote:how many of those did you print, burt?
I don't work for The Man
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maybe we need a separate thread for Coronavirus memes / inappropriate comedies, so to keep this thread more focused on the News & Debate side of the mass hysteria equation
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96583UP wrote:maybe we need a separate thread for Coronavirus memes / inappropriate comedies, so to keep this thread more focused on the News & Debate side of the mass hysteria equation
a better idea how about you go fucj yourself
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burt, i didn't mean you

never mean you

jesus

everyone else are the scum
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96583UP wrote:burt, i didn't mean you

never mean you

jesus

everyone else are the scum
oh ok cool i agree
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Have we heard from Dime today?
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i had diarrhea at one point

but it might have been the 5 cups of coffee
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FUCK ICE
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Calibrate your enthusiasm
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tragabigzanda wrote:colleague was informed that he attended an out-of-state event from where someone has since tested positive. So now he's self-quarantining and getting tested, and the entire office is going to remote until he gets his results back...

I already work remotely, so I'm not concerned about my health. But it's gonna monkeywrench the next couple weeks of my gig something fierce. Will be lucky to get a paycheck until this gets sorted out.
fuck, sorry to hear

i want to punch this fucking coronavirus right in the face
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100 cases to almost a 1,000 in 9 days or so.
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and if they distribute 10,000 more testing kits this week there will probably be 10,000 more cases reported too
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If Trump got infected would the stock market rally?
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if Pence were to become Prez, yes I do think it would
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