Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

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Rank Lightning Bolt

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1%
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3 stars
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37%
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30
38%
1 star
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Wow! This is actually fucking sweet.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Herrr der seeerrrreeeeens.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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You can stream it on iTunes. It's nothing like black BTW.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Thejambi wrote:You can stream it on iTunes. It's nothing like black BTW.
You've got to be shitting me.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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And I doubt I could stream it on UK iTunes anyway.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Thejambi wrote:You can stream it on iTunes. It's nothing like black BTW.
Just when I thought I was out of this expectations vortex, you just pull me back in.
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Thejambi wrote:You can stream it on iTunes. It's nothing like black BTW.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Some group of women just knocked on my door calling themselves "Sirens". This isn't funny.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Cruel cruel joke, just brutal...
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Yeah . I'm sure it will be released eventually
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:Some group of women just knocked on my door calling themselves "Sirens". This isn't funny.
They have really thought through this album's rollout.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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This was a real waste of a good idea, to be honest. With proper planning, adequate on-board support, and a carefully scripted storyline, you could potentially have had harmless bussing down to Basingstoke with all-too-genuine intentions of performing numerous mouth-related sexual favors for a large, hairy Turk with fake gold chains and a sweat gland problem, in exchange for an advanced copy of the new album plus a CD-R of s/t outtakes.

We could probably have even found a Turk, given enough time.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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LetMeSleep wrote:
harmless wrote:Some group of women just knocked on my door calling themselves "Sirens". This isn't funny.
They have really thought through this album's rollout.
Ugh. I wish I wasn't feeling so impatient about this. It's so lame (have at it, pun intended, all that).
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Can someone recap?

From what I gather, it may or may not have leaked - and the 'Sirens' song in the Gmail account is that German guy who did the chords to Sirens, but slowed down to make it sound (nothing) like Eddie Vedder?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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lecherouslittlestump wrote:Can someone recap?

From what I gather, it may or may not have leaked - and the 'Sirens' song in the Gmail account is that German guy who did the chords to Sirens, but slowed down to make it sound (nothing) like Eddie Vedder?
All of the above, except that it hasn't leaked.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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All you have to do is google today's date, followed by "Pj sirens" in all caps.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
lecherouslittlestump wrote:Can someone recap?

From what I gather, it may or may not have leaked - and the 'Sirens' song in the Gmail account is that German guy who did the chords to Sirens, but slowed down to make it sound (nothing) like Eddie Vedder?
All of the above, except that it hasn't leaked.
Ok, so just to recap again:

Absolutely nothing of note whatsoever has occurred in the past 24 hours?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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It reminds me of mother by Danzig.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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lecherouslittlestump wrote:
harmless wrote:
lecherouslittlestump wrote:Can someone recap?

From what I gather, it may or may not have leaked - and the 'Sirens' song in the Gmail account is that German guy who did the chords to Sirens, but slowed down to make it sound (nothing) like Eddie Vedder?
All of the above, except that it hasn't leaked.
Ok, so just to recap again:

Absolutely nothing of note whatsoever has occurred in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
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