Anybody want a Corona?
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JuanHamm
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
What concerns me the most is that because of the incubation period we're basically always at least a week behind. So however bad it appears to be next week, it's already that bad now.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
It's funny they moved the Tax Deadline. We're all at home. We could be working on our taxes right now.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson instructed cafes, pubs, bars and restaurants to close on Friday "as soon as they reasonably can and not to open tomorrow,” in order to stem the tide of the coronavirus.
The closure also applies to “nightclubs, gyms, cinemas and leisure centers,” he added during his daily press conference.
Johnson said the measures will be reviewed each month to see if can be relaxed. “Some people may be tempted to go out and I say please don’t.” He said he was confident the "tide can be turned" but people need to stay away from one another.
It was not immediately clear if the Prime Minister’s instruction was backed by legal force.
The closure also applies to “nightclubs, gyms, cinemas and leisure centers,” he added during his daily press conference.
Johnson said the measures will be reviewed each month to see if can be relaxed. “Some people may be tempted to go out and I say please don’t.” He said he was confident the "tide can be turned" but people need to stay away from one another.
It was not immediately clear if the Prime Minister’s instruction was backed by legal force.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Too late
The Brits really really aren’t taking this seriously. And I mean the man on the street.
Press play
The Brits really really aren’t taking this seriously. And I mean the man on the street.
Press play
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
FUCK ICE
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JuanHamm
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
There is no way I'd get on that train. That's ridiculous.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Same. I’d walk.
London is Fucking enourmous though.
London is Fucking enourmous though.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
buy a bike.
you know, if any shops were left open at this point. which they should be since London's been stupid about closing things.
you know, if any shops were left open at this point. which they should be since London's been stupid about closing things.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
627 dead today in italy..new records every day
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
London will become a cesspool for the virus. Glad I escaped the other week.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
tragabigzanda wrote:Health officials have been clear that we'd see a huge increase in US numbers this week as testing was expanded; it's how we've behaved in this past week, and will behave in the coming weeks, that will dictate how this all turns out. Let's not freak out about huge projections just yet.dimejinky99 wrote:Fuck. It says ten million.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
FUCK ICE
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Our county just reported its first positive case.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
"I'll hold your wallet while you go fuck yourself"-David Letterman
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Josephine County, Oregon? Because they just announced their first too.wease wrote:Our county just reported its first positive case.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Chicago pizzeria posted a "Gov. Pritzker, Screw You" sign after being forced to close. But the owner is a franchisee, and the chain terminated her franchise agreement.
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/coro ... r-governor
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/coro ... r-governor
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I realise this is a 4chan thread so proceed with caution, however data from mobile phone carriers suggest China's true COVID-19 death toll may number in the millions: http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/2492 ... -deaths-in
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JuanHamm
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I'm not going to take anything from 4chan seriously
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
It would go some way to explaining them suddenly getting a hold on it in that city
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I dont think you could keep that many bodies a secret, but it is interesting.
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