Tha Mayonnaise Wars

[Chris_H_2]

Thoughts?

https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128

I’m not gay, but if anything ever happens to Mrs Wease, I will marry him.

i love drew magary.

do you read his weekly fun bag? it's pretty hilarious.

he was also a winner on celebrity chopped.

[wease]

Thoughts?

https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128

I’m not gay, but if anything ever happens to Mrs Wease, I will marry him.

i love drew magary.

do you read his weekly fun bag? it's pretty hilarious.

he was also a winner on celebrity chopped.

I’d never even heard of him until this article.

He’s right. So, so right.

[Chris_H_2]

Thoughts?

https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128

I’m not gay, but if anything ever happens to Mrs Wease, I will marry him.

i love drew magary.

do you read his weekly fun bag? it's pretty hilarious.

he was also a winner on celebrity chopped.

I’d never even heard of him until this article.

He’s right. So, so right.

This is from last week’s fun bag about his kid wanting to get a second dog:

“We actually had two dogs in the house the other day. My in-laws needed us to babysit their dog. They've babysat our dog so many times that it was only fair to return the favor. Anyway, taking care of two dogs at once BLOWS. My in-laws' dog is a perfect nice little dog. But walking two dogs at the same time is hell. It's like being drawn and quartered by a pair of dying pack mules. I was forced into a Jesus Christ pose so many times when they went in different directions that you would have thought I was the new lead singer of Creed. And here I thought professional dog walkers had an easy gig. I'm a fucking moron.”

[E.H. Ruddock]

A lot of overreacting to mayo in here by mayo haters. Calm down, it's just a delicious condiment.

[wease]

Thoughts?

https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128

I’m not gay, but if anything ever happens to Mrs Wease, I will marry him.

i love drew magary.

do you read his weekly fun bag? it's pretty hilarious.

he was also a winner on celebrity chopped.

I’d never even heard of him until this article.

He’s right. So, so right.

This is from last week’s fun bag about his kid wanting to get a second dog:

“We actually had two dogs in the house the other day. My in-laws needed us to babysit their dog. They've babysat our dog so many times that it was only fair to return the favor. Anyway, taking care of two dogs at once BLOWS. My in-laws' dog is a perfect nice little dog. But walking two dogs at the same time is hell. It's like being drawn and quartered by a pair of dying pack mules. I was forced into a Jesus Christ pose so many times when they went in different directions that you would have thought I was the new lead singer of Creed. And here I thought professional dog walkers had an easy gig. I'm a fucking moron.”

I like this guy.

[wease]

A lot of overreacting to mayo in here by mayo haters. Calm down, it's just a delicious condiment.

STFU

[doug rr]

A lot of overreacting to mayo in here by mayo haters. Calm down, it's just a delicious condiment.

a lot of whiny bitches in this thread, amirite?

[Anders]

A lot of overreacting to mayo in here by mayo haters. Calm down, it's just a delicious condiment.

It’s usually the ani-mayo people that are more militant about it, not the other way around.

[Chris_H_2]

it is weird that when you order a burger at most sit-down restaurants, you have to apply your own ketchup and mustard (if those are your things), but the buns already come pre-slathered with that disgusting goop of white crap.

[darth_vedder]

Dukes or GTFO

[doug rr]

it is weird that when you order a burger at most sit-down restaurants, you have to apply your own ketchup and mustard (if those are your things), but the buns already come pre-slathered with that disgusting goop of white crap.

its like ordering pearl jam and getting gigaton...

[darth_vedder]

it is weird that when you order a burger at most sit-down restaurants, you have to apply your own ketchup and mustard (if those are your things), but the buns already come pre-slathered with that disgusting goop of white crap.

its like ordering pearl jam and getting gigaton...

but

[E.H. Ruddock]

Dukes or GTFO

Absolutely. It's the only reason I'm still living in the South

[Anders]

Never heard of it.

[Chris_H_2]

32 ounces seem like a lot of mayo to ever use before the expiration date, no?

[LoathedVermin72]

32 ounces seem like a lot of mayo to ever use before the expiration date, no?

Not if you’re bathing in it!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris_H_2]

32 ounces seem like a lot of mayo to ever use before the expiration date, no?

Not if you’re bathing in it!!!!!!!!!!

disgusting, but fair, point

[Orpheus]

Magary is great.

The funniest thing about saying you don't like it on sandwiches is people being flabbergasted about your "dry sandwich," despite the existence of 1,000 other condiments, a lot of them specifically for that purpose.

[washing machine]

I've discussed this with a couple of RMers off the board, but I think I'm ready to ask gen pop over here: Anyone ever tried a dash or two of fish sauce in their mayo? Weird on paper but fantastic on a wrap.

[B]

Hi guys, I'm new to the thread. Are you telling me that at least half of the people posting in the previous 6 pages hate mayonnaise? Regardless of application?

I mean I hate mayonnaise as a topping for chocolate cupcakes or mixed into beer, but I always thought love of mayonnaise was pretty much a universal human truth.