Flat earth theory
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If anyone rational here is having a good day, do not watch that video that Jorge posted.
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How was him going up in a self-made, steam powered rocket supposed to prove the earth is flat?
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I’m never clear why people are so invested in proving it, anyway.wease wrote:How was him going up in a self-made, steam powered rocket supposed to prove the earth is flat?
Like, if you believe the earth is secretly flat...ok, I guess? It literally doesn’t change your life at all.
I just imagine an entire community of people dreaming about the moment they can finally go “we did it! We proved that the earth is flat! (Checks watch) Anyway I’m late for work.”
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And back to my question, it’s like drinking a glass of Pepsi to prove the sky is blue. The one has nothing to do with the other.McParadigm wrote:I’m never clear why people are so invested in proving it, anyway.wease wrote:How was him going up in a self-made, steam powered rocket supposed to prove the earth is flat?
Like, if you believe the earth is secretly flat...ok, I guess? It literally doesn’t change your life at all.
I just imagine an entire community of people dreaming about the moment they can finally go “we did it! We proved that the earth is flat! (Checks watch) Anyway I’m late for work.”
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Flat earth theory
He was going to take pictures.
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So he was going to take pictures of a sphere to prove the earth is round.Anders wrote:He was going to take pictures.
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Now there's a theory I can get behind, Burt. The sun is just an intergalactic kid with a magnifying glass, playing the long game.
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I remain convinced he was going to start the camera didn't work for some reason but he saw it and can confirm that it's flat.wease wrote:So he was going to take pictures of a sphere to prove the earth is round.Anders wrote:He was going to take pictures.
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I'm pretty sure he didn't really think the earth was flat and was just drumming up publicity for his dumb stunts.
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No true Scotsman eh Burt?
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Nuanced? There isn’t anything nuanced about that theory. Holy crap. Where do you begin to try and make the concave theory work?BurtReynolds wrote:
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It's not just nuanced, it's probably the most nuanced model of the cosmos ever conceived, smooth brain!
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Hey Burt, you see your girl Greta wearing a flat Mars society shirt?
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BasedE.H. Ruddock wrote:Hey Burt, you see your girl Greta wearing a flat Mars society shirt?
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I thought of you (Ruddo) when I saw that picture.
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I think she was specifically trolling Burt with that shirtNorris wrote:I thought of you (Ruddo) when I saw that picture.
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I don't think it's very funny to mock those seeking truth but that's just me.
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