It's interactive too. You can click on different headings and change the sort orderknee tunes wrote:ThanksTim wrote:If anyone wants a reliable and up to date resource to track cases:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
Anybody want a Corona?
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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me too. I've been sick since my last plane ride.Bi_3 wrote:I’ve had an persistent sore throat for a few weeks, minor aches and pains. Hypochondriac as shit right now. My five yo was sniffling earlier and my heart was racing. This is gonna be a brutal 3 months
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Why are people mad at Rand Paul? He could wipe out half of congress. He could finally do something awesomely libertarian for once.
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Apparently he was tested 6-7 days ago out of concern there had been a couple people at an event he was at March 7 who developed COVID-19.McParadigm wrote:Rand Paul has coronavirus.
He spent those 6-7 days attending GOP luncheons, not practicing any distancing measures. He was even at the Senate gym this morning before finding out. L-fuckingO-fucking-L.
Reminder: Rand Paul is a medical doctor.
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Again: feature, not a bug.Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:Apparently he was tested 6-7 days ago out of concern there had been a couple people at an event he was at March 7 who developed COVID-19.McParadigm wrote:Rand Paul has coronavirus.
He spent those 6-7 days attending GOP luncheons, not practicing any distancing measures. He was even at the Senate gym this morning before finding out. L-fuckingO-fucking-L.
Reminder: Rand Paul is a medical doctor.
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lol features are bugs that that the QA team found before releasing anyway
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Trump taking pleasure in hearing that Mitt Romney as quarantining was pretty pathetic.
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Nobody who isn't human garbage is calling it the Chinese Virus.
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Superblood Wolfmoon wrote:Nobody who isn't human garbage is calling it the Chinese Virus.
CNN coined the term would you believe. Back before trump even acknowledged it.
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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burt, holy shitBurtReynolds wrote:
with audio on, omg
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the hand motions too
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straight out of a bad spy movieblueviper wrote:Sheesh. Everything right now sounds like a movie plotdimejinky99 wrote:A frightening reminder of who is actually running the UK right now. And it isn’t Boris Johnson.
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Jesus Christ. That’s one way to take him down
This is where we’re all gonna be in a few weeks.
And all you lunatics over there have guns.
Fuck.
This is where we’re all gonna be in a few weeks.
And all you lunatics over there have guns.
Fuck.
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fuckin badass
sweep the leg
sweep the leg
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Certainly does feel as though, once the worst of the crisis is over, we won't be returning to the world exactly as we knew it before.
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