Anybody want a Corona?

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That was great.
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FUCK ICE
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cutuphalfdead wrote:That was great.
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A lot of these motherfuckers didn't read "The Lottery" in middle school and it shows.
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we need a test to find out if we have had it and are now immune

if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work

we need to develop the test for that

in addition to better treatments for severe cases and a vaccine
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96583UP wrote:if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
:|
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Picard face palm here.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Sorry if I’m doing a B but this is wow

that was great

saw an article today about how the military is now creating make-shift morgues outside NYC hospitals

refrigerator trucks

why can't they earmark $5 Billion for Ventilator production in this stimulus bill?
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McParadigm wrote:
96583UP wrote:if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
:|
you get the idea
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Can we make this the one thread on RM where there’s a zero tolerance no rm schtik policy?


Mods? Please?


You’re laughing now maybe digits. Give it a week or two. You won’t be.
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FUCK ICE
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dimejinky99 wrote:Can we make this the one thread on RM where there’s a zero tolerance no rm schtik policy?


Mods? Please?


You’re laughing now maybe digits. Give it a week or two. You won’t be.
I'm not laughing bro

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tragabigzanda wrote:it was all fun and games when you went to cambodia though

Tell me about it.
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i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago

i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night

never went to my lungs

could have been something else

but feeling more certain

sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
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96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago

i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night

never went to my lungs

could have been something else

but feeling more certain

sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night

So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.

Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.



This in reference to your previous
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dimejinky99 wrote:
96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago

i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night

never went to my lungs

could have been something else

but feeling more certain

sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night

So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.

Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.



This in reference to your previous
shame I am not a trump supporter otherwise you'd have your caricature of the enemy all lined up

you clearly haven't paid attention to most of my recent posts in this thread

pro-tip: when it's 3:37 am, go to sleep
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dimejinky99 wrote:
96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago

i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night

never went to my lungs

could have been something else

but feeling more certain

sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night

So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.

Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.



This in reference to your previous
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i have been reading a lot of stories today posted by people in italy. very grim.

i know someone who is in the ER in San Francisco and they said it is very bad. 'this is not the flu'

this seems like it will probably get way worse before it gets better

godspeed
Weren't you just telling everyone a few days ago to stop overreacting?
yep

then i saw what an overloaded ER looks like

it won't affect most of us, hopefully

but it is real

and old people don't deserve to die, just because they are old
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96583UP wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago

i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night

never went to my lungs

could have been something else

but feeling more certain

sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night

So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.

Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.



This in reference to your previous
shame I am not a trump supporter otherwise you'd have your caricature of the enemy all lined up

you clearly haven't paid attention to most of my recent posts in this thread

pro-tip: when it's 3:37 am, go to sleep

Would that I could.

And I have read. I could be completely reading your posts wrong god knows it happens me on here often enough but I don’t take or make this politically nor find it any kind of laughing matter. Especially not that.
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