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Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
That was great.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
FUCK ICE
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cutuphalfdead wrote:That was great.
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
A lot of these motherfuckers didn't read "The Lottery" in middle school and it shows.
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
we need a test to find out if we have had it and are now immune
if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
we need to develop the test for that
in addition to better treatments for severe cases and a vaccine
if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
we need to develop the test for that
in addition to better treatments for severe cases and a vaccine
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
96583UP wrote:if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
(patriotic choking noises)
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
that was greatdimejinky99 wrote:Sorry if I’m doing a B but this is wow
saw an article today about how the military is now creating make-shift morgues outside NYC hospitals
refrigerator trucks
why can't they earmark $5 Billion for Ventilator production in this stimulus bill?
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you get the ideaMcParadigm wrote:96583UP wrote:if 80% are mild cases, 80% of us had it and are now immune and don't need to sit inside and can go back to work
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Can we make this the one thread on RM where there’s a zero tolerance no rm schtik policy?
Mods? Please?
You’re laughing now maybe digits. Give it a week or two. You won’t be.
Mods? Please?
You’re laughing now maybe digits. Give it a week or two. You won’t be.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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FUCK ICE
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I'm not laughing brodimejinky99 wrote:Can we make this the one thread on RM where there’s a zero tolerance no rm schtik policy?
Mods? Please?
You’re laughing now maybe digits. Give it a week or two. You won’t be.
check your privilege
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
tragabigzanda wrote:it was all fun and games when you went to cambodia though
Tell me about it.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
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96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.
Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.
This in reference to your previous
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shame I am not a trump supporter otherwise you'd have your caricature of the enemy all lined updimejinky99 wrote:96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.
Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.
This in reference to your previous
you clearly haven't paid attention to most of my recent posts in this thread
pro-tip: when it's 3:37 am, go to sleep
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
dimejinky99 wrote:96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.
Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.
This in reference to your previous

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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
March 13, 2020 - I pledge my support to the NY Stock Exchange and the Trump Corporation:
96583UP wrote:yepE.H. Ruddock wrote:Weren't you just telling everyone a few days ago to stop overreacting?96583UP wrote:McP i thought you were a teacher
i have been reading a lot of stories today posted by people in italy. very grim.
i know someone who is in the ER in San Francisco and they said it is very bad. 'this is not the flu'
this seems like it will probably get way worse before it gets better
godspeed
then i saw what an overloaded ER looks like
it won't affect most of us, hopefully
but it is real
and old people don't deserve to die, just because they are old
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96583UP wrote:shame I am not a trump supporter otherwise you'd have your caricature of the enemy all lined updimejinky99 wrote:96583UP wrote:i am pretty sure i had this 6 weeks ago
i had dry cough for days, waves of fatigue, fever at night
never went to my lungs
could have been something else
but feeling more certain
sometimes at night i would cough for like a minute straight. was up all night
So you’re ok now. Great. Get back to work.
Fuckit if anyone around you is immunocompromised or elderly or just yknow, unlucky.
This in reference to your previous
you clearly haven't paid attention to most of my recent posts in this thread
pro-tip: when it's 3:37 am, go to sleep
Would that I could.
And I have read. I could be completely reading your posts wrong god knows it happens me on here often enough but I don’t take or make this politically nor find it any kind of laughing matter. Especially not that.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
