Anybody want a Corona?

[96583UP]

Huuzzahh!!!

https://www.bloomberg.com/press-release ... rapid-test

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Great news!

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

I’m fine! Just had me a drug overdose is all. No story there.

Everything good Whitey?

[wease]

Huuzzahh!!!

https://www.bloomberg.com/press-release ... rapid-test

Wow. That’s our medical supply company. Wonder how quick we’ll be able to get them.

[BurtReynolds]

[Bi_3]

Orange man baaaad!

[McParadigm]

Orange man baaaad!

You’re pretty weird sometimes

[verb_to_trust]

Orange man baaaad!

Yes

[bart]

Thats the same guy who did an interview with the times like two weeks ago that was basically a pr piece for China.

[bart]

Isn’t it possible only because China is an autocracy?

Journalists also say, “Well, they’re only acting out of fear of the government,” as if it’s some evil fire-breathing regime that eats babies. I talked to lots of people outside the system — in hotels, on trains, in the streets at night.

They’re mobilized, like in a war, and it’s fear of the virus that was driving them. They really saw themselves as on the front lines of protecting the rest of China. And the world.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytime ... d.amp.html

[Bi_3]

Interesting coincidence


http://shanghaiist.com/2020/03/27/urns- ... nas-tally/

[96583UP]

Interesting coincidence


http://shanghaiist.com/2020/03/27/urns- ... nas-tally/

this driver def got a burlap sack thrown over his head and pushed into a car shortly after this

One photo published by Caixin shows a truck loaded with 2,500 urns arriving at the Hankou Mortuary. The driver said that he had delivered the same amount to the mortuary the day before.

[Strat]

aaand my friends husband has it :\

[96583UP]

aaand my friends husband has it :\

mild, medium, or severe?

[Self]

My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.

[Bi_3]

My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.

What treatments did he use?

[Self]

My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.

What treatments did he use?

Prayer.

[Chris_H_2]

my mom texted me (among others) that the pope was asking everyone to say the our father on friday noon. the dick that i am, i texted at 12:02 and asked if the coronavirus was gone now. crickets.

[Bi_3]

My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.

What treatments did he use?

Prayer.

More effective than homeopathy

[doug rr]

I’m fine! Just had me a drug overdose is all. No story there.

damn, tell us anyway, hope you're ok