Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:50 pm

harmless is a rolling snowball with lightning bolts coming out of it

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:51 pm

HardTI wrote:
harmless wrote:
Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:True story: I want to be more interested in it before I buy it. That doesn't mean I have to hear it, but it would be awesome if I could read that others like it.
How much longer would this thread be if you were "more interested"?
I need to qualify 'interested'. I'm very interested in talking about it, I'm very interested in the real possibility that the album could rekindle my love of the band. But I'm in the No Leak Club, and there's a chance I'll break my vows but I won't feel guilty about it. What I am is worried about listening to the album in case it sucks hard. That fear is making it easier to hold off on the actual experience of listening.
If you were to listen to just 1 song from any potential leak what would it be?

Let The Records Play -- if that doesn't absolutely suck, I am fairly confident I will like the album.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:52 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
harmless wrote:
Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:True story: I want to be more interested in it before I buy it. That doesn't mean I have to hear it, but it would be awesome if I could read that others like it.
How much longer would this thread be if you were "more interested"?
I need to qualify 'interested'. I'm very interested in talking about it, I'm very interested in the real possibility that the album could rekindle my love of the band. But I'm in the No Leak Club, and there's a chance I'll break my vows but I won't feel guilty about it. What I am is worried about listening to the album in case it sucks hard. That fear is making it easier to hold off on the actual experience of listening.
Since the 6th of this month your post count has gone up almost 2,000, with 90% coming in this thread. I'm pretty sure it is a safe bet you are going to break your vows to the no leak club when I decide to forward you my advance copy of the album.
Harmless deserves a medal for helping everyone else pass the time while we wait for a leak. He's doing the Lord's work here.
He's done a great job. I'm just not so sure about his dedication and loyalty to the 'no leak club'.

He's actually playing us for chumps. He's had the album since July. He knows it inside and out at this point and he's just fucking with everyone. Judd Apatow actually got his copy from harmless (as well as the idea for Freaks & Geeks, but we'll make him tell us about that another time).

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:53 pm

Lament wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
harmless wrote:
Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:True story: I want to be more interested in it before I buy it. That doesn't mean I have to hear it, but it would be awesome if I could read that others like it.
How much longer would this thread be if you were "more interested"?
I need to qualify 'interested'. I'm very interested in talking about it, I'm very interested in the real possibility that the album could rekindle my love of the band. But I'm in the No Leak Club, and there's a chance I'll break my vows but I won't feel guilty about it. What I am is worried about listening to the album in case it sucks hard. That fear is making it easier to hold off on the actual experience of listening.
Since the 6th of this month your post count has gone up almost 2,000, with 90% coming in this thread. I'm pretty sure it is a safe bet you are going to break your vows to the no leak club when I decide to forward you my advance copy of the album.
Harmless deserves a medal for helping everyone else pass the time while we wait for a leak. He's doing the Lord's work here.
He's done a great job. I'm just not so sure about his dedication and loyalty to the 'no leak club'.

He's actually playing us for chumps. He's had the album since July. He knows it inside and out at this point and he's just fucking with everyone. Judd Apatow actually got his copy from harmless (as well as the idea for Freaks & Geeks, but we'll make him tell us about that another time).

I performed sexual favours on Judd Apatow for this album. Actually no, technically he just gave me the album afterwards because he liked it so much.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:57 pm

So no one's found this yet?

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:57 pm

harmless wrote:
Lament wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
harmless wrote:
Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:True story: I want to be more interested in it before I buy it. That doesn't mean I have to hear it, but it would be awesome if I could read that others like it.
How much longer would this thread be if you were "more interested"?
I need to qualify 'interested'. I'm very interested in talking about it, I'm very interested in the real possibility that the album could rekindle my love of the band. But I'm in the No Leak Club, and there's a chance I'll break my vows but I won't feel guilty about it. What I am is worried about listening to the album in case it sucks hard. That fear is making it easier to hold off on the actual experience of listening.
Since the 6th of this month your post count has gone up almost 2,000, with 90% coming in this thread. I'm pretty sure it is a safe bet you are going to break your vows to the no leak club when I decide to forward you my advance copy of the album.
Harmless deserves a medal for helping everyone else pass the time while we wait for a leak. He's doing the Lord's work here.
He's done a great job. I'm just not so sure about his dedication and loyalty to the 'no leak club'.

He's actually playing us for chumps. He's had the album since July. He knows it inside and out at this point and he's just fucking with everyone. Judd Apatow actually got his copy from harmless (as well as the idea for Freaks & Geeks, but we'll make him tell us about that another time).
I performed sexual favours on Judd Apatow for this album. Actually no, technically he just gave me the album afterwards because he liked it so much.

sucks for you, i performed sexual favors on his wife for the album

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:58 pm

harmless wrote:I performed sexual favours on Judd Apatow for this album. Actually no, technically he just gave me the album afterwards because he liked it so much.

So who's Lightning Bolt is better, Judd's or Pearl Jam's?

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:58 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
harmless wrote:
Lament wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
stip wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
harmless wrote:
Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:True story: I want to be more interested in it before I buy it. That doesn't mean I have to hear it, but it would be awesome if I could read that others like it.
How much longer would this thread be if you were "more interested"?
I need to qualify 'interested'. I'm very interested in talking about it, I'm very interested in the real possibility that the album could rekindle my love of the band. But I'm in the No Leak Club, and there's a chance I'll break my vows but I won't feel guilty about it. What I am is worried about listening to the album in case it sucks hard. That fear is making it easier to hold off on the actual experience of listening.
Since the 6th of this month your post count has gone up almost 2,000, with 90% coming in this thread. I'm pretty sure it is a safe bet you are going to break your vows to the no leak club when I decide to forward you my advance copy of the album.
Harmless deserves a medal for helping everyone else pass the time while we wait for a leak. He's doing the Lord's work here.
He's done a great job. I'm just not so sure about his dedication and loyalty to the 'no leak club'.

He's actually playing us for chumps. He's had the album since July. He knows it inside and out at this point and he's just fucking with everyone. Judd Apatow actually got his copy from harmless (as well as the idea for Freaks & Geeks, but we'll make him tell us about that another time).
I performed sexual favours on Judd Apatow for this album. Actually no, technically he just gave me the album afterwards because he liked it so much.
sucks for you, i performed sexual favors on his wife for the album

Well I had to pop my male-on-male cherry at some point, so I'm OK about it.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Wed September 11, 2013 5:59 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:sucks for you, i performed sexual favors on his wife for the album

Be honest though, you'd perform sexual favors on his wife for a used copy of Backspacer.

melonhead4 · Post by **melonhead4** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:00 pm

harmless wrote:So no one's found this yet?

nah i think it is out there tho...i found a zip file ipj lb...but it was recently removed due to DMCA...copyright...it could be fake tho

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:04 pm

Lament wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:sucks for you, i performed sexual favors on his wife for the album
Be honest though, you'd perform sexual favors on his wife for a used copy of Backspacer.

gems and rhinestones · Wed September 11, 2013 6:12 pm

Lament wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:sucks for you, i performed sexual favors on his wife for the album
Be honest though, you'd perform sexual favors on his wife for a used copy of Backspacer.

I'd perform sexual favors on his wife for a copy of Po and the 4fathers.

Wed September 11, 2013 6:14 pm

stip wrote:oh hey, harmless passed Chud and DcT in the post count.

They'll catch him after L-bolt though

yep, he has been on fire

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:20 pm

gems and rhinestones wrote:I'd perform sexual favors on his wife for ~~a copy of~~ Po and the 4fathers.

"It's alright man. I'll behave the same way I do at Pearl Jam shows. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and watch, and then at the most inappropriate moments possible, I'm gonna touch my organ..."

IgotShitinMyPants · Wed September 11, 2013 6:28 pm

No posts in about six minutes. Do people go to PM on here to start talking about the leaked file they found?

melonhead4 · Post by **melonhead4** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:30 pm

IgotShitinMyPants wrote:No posts in about six minutes. Do people go to PM on here to start talking about the leaked file they found?

I think people are searching for the leak....its like trying to find a needle in a haystack tho..

Jaeti · Post by **Jaeti** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:32 pm

melonhead4 wrote:
IgotShitinMyPants wrote:No posts in about six minutes. Do people go to PM on here to start talking about the leaked file they found?

I think people are searching for the leak....its like trying to find a needle in a haystack tho..

I'm blocked from searching here at work. It's like having a loved one in surgery and being helpless.

jforte20 · Post by **jforte20** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:32 pm

I haven't found anything...

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:33 pm

I didn't think it was out there.

Thejambi · Post by **Thejambi** » Wed September 11, 2013 6:37 pm

It's probably not.

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