Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[Strat]

Solo is great fun you crazy people


Ps disney have restructured their releases for the coming decade


We’re still getting a new Star Wars dec 16 20222

I dont think we're gonna make it that long regardless of covid, dime.

[dimejinky99]

Let’s show a little optimism

[Strat]

Man this movie did not "Age" well for me.

I really enjoyed it when it came out. Yea, yea, yea. Whatever.

I know LV is going to blow his top here but at least Rian Johnson respected the fact that this was a new story with new heroes.

I know there are threads within this film that take what Rian Johnson did and moved them forward but JJ really just couldnt let the original trilogy be. Han had to come back. Leia (Even though she fucking died in real life) just had to be brought back and had hero moments, same with luke, palpatine had to come back, vader had to have new dialogue, threepio just had to have more to do for his final goodbye....

Its fucking eyerolling.

Yea, its fun as shit, but good lord JJ Abrams grow some fucking balls.

[Strat]

"I know where the wayfinder is but i can't tell you"

Lol. So fucking weak.

[LoathedVermin72]

"I'm the spy!"

[Strat]

I guess a case could be made that JJ has balls for not giving a fuck about making sense.

[Strat]

Also who hid the wayfinders? This was all part of palps plan? Did he know that thing would match up exactly with the wreckage of the death star should he face his demise?

[dimejinky99]

Yes.

[Strat]

Yes.

Dime, i can't.

[dimejinky99]

Yes.

Dime, i can't.

Meh. You’re just bummed out. It’ll pass.

[VinylGuy]

i might watch this one tomorrow. If i get alcohol.

[dimejinky99]

[Strat]

So Luke had a wayfinder the entire time? So he knew how to get to exogal? so he knew palpatine was still behind all of this?

lol. WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Strat]

JJ did a great job with Force awakens but holy shit.

[dimejinky99]

JJ did a great job with Force awakens but holy shit.

You’re clearly not paying attention.

Luke was looking for the way finder. He didn’t find it.

It’s right there.

[Strat]

JJ did a great job with Force awakens but holy shit.

You’re clearly not paying attention.

Luke was looking for the way finder. He didn’t find it.

It’s right there.

And what about the one that he ends up giving rey On achtoo?

[dimejinky99]

JJ did a great job with Force awakens but holy shit.

You’re clearly not paying attention.

Luke was looking for the way finder. He didn’t find it.

It’s right there.

And what about the one that he ends up giving rey On achtoo?

Oh god.

That was the one in kylos tie fighter. Luke didn’t give her one. He gave her leias lightsaber


Go to bed strat. You’re drunk.

[B]

Yeah! Dummy!

[Strat]

JJ did a great job with Force awakens but holy shit.

You’re clearly not paying attention.

Luke was looking for the way finder. He didn’t find it.

It’s right there.

And what about the one that he ends up giving rey On achtoo?

Oh god.

That was the one in kylos tie fighter. Luke didn’t give her one. He gave her leias lightsaber


Go to bed strat. You’re drunk.

I don'tk now man. Ill have to rewatch the scene but im almost certain Luke hands it to her and one of them smiles and says "there's always two" or something. Pretty certain she burned the one that Kylo had up with his ship

[LoathedVermin72]

GUYS